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[cybilliberty]

Barry M green nail varnish makes your nails go green. ACTUALLY GREEN

Oh dear - thats not a good look is it?

just pretend you're a Dr Who fan

(tesco used to do a really good Barbara Daly nail whitener for yellow nails.. if thats any help)

yes I have whiteners but fear this may be a littel too 'soaked in'

Do nail buffers have a side for more nard core buffing/sanding?

can you say you went for a day out in Sellafield and left with a few unplanned souvenirs?

Lemon juice? Or my friend said she bought nail whitening tablets which you dissolve in water and soak your fingernails, I think they were from Debenhams... good luck, having the nails like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.imisstheoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/grotbags_381806a-1.jpg&imgrefurl=www.imisstheoldschool.com/%3Fp%3D510&h=580&w=396&sz=71&tbnid=t1eNPY2sJRCT1M:&tbnh=134&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgrotbags&usg=__Xz5sGVJK5kbk3ofFrLR3ZR3wGnA=&sa=X&ei=-wJjTIvHGMK4jAesyaS9CQ&ved=0CCEQ9QEwBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Grotbags (although I notice from this pic her nails were actually black. But you know what I mean!)

sorry posted too soon - meant to say that having nails like Grotbags is not a good look!

Lemon juice definitely, and next time do a clear undercoat!

Clear undercoat next time!

Sterodent false teeth cleaner gets your nails white!

green nail varnish? freak

DISCLAIMER I was on holiday. it was hot. I was bored by the pool. And perhaps a leetle drunk on a 'Rose Mango' a new drink I concocted.

How are you corny?

UPDATE

Nails now nicotine yellow, and MUCh shorter.

Did you have a nice time cyb? I am fine thanks When does shoe boot shopping officially start for 2010? And most importantly what is this rose mango drink?

Ohhh, I had the BEST timje

Weather was hot, pool great, town lovely, lots of shopping despite the shops looking CRAp at first sight. Amazing what you can find!

Rose Mango is Cheap Portugese Rose wine (which is always delish) plus diluted mango syrup. Washes down 2lbs of salted peanuts a treat

I have rose win a plenty in my fridge. Will it taste the same in front of the telly tomorrow night