Actually I just came back from South Africa, got DW a springbok cushion, which wasn't particularly cheap actually. Didn't see in ostrich, but wasn't really looking.
Went to Westfield today, to the designer shopping bit, frightful place really, went in Louis Vuitton just browsing really, picked up one of the bags on display (quite a basic bag, nothing special, one of my wife's friend's has it) and some security wanker came over and said 'you're not allowed to touch the bags, you have to ask for help' and then repeated 'you shouldn't have touched that'. I muttered under my breath about him being a wanker and left, regret not having a proper go at him about insulting customers, but anyway, wasn't putting up with that.
The other shops weren't quite as arsey, but generally pretty up themselves, the Prada place had three men in suits looking like spare pricks at a wedding, apparently not doing anything, and two oriental ladies serving. Anyway, I wasn't really keen so we went in Mulberry where they were actually actively friendly and didn't mind you touching their bags.
DW got a Daria Medium Hobo in drizzle grey (new colour/shape, not on website, supposed to be coming out August 1), £550
though what she really wanted was the Mitzy Hobo in Camel Ostrich: www.mulberry.com/#/storefront/c5482/4758/category/ at £3,000