Hairy down below and up the ar$e, What to do.

[anonymousfornow]

I just wondered if any of you would admit to being rather long haired and hair creeping up your bottom. If you do suffer what do you do.

Do you suffer it and blush at the gynea or gp when examined?

Or do you have a solution that I havent found yet?

Please help, i understand if you change your name.

[JoolsToo]

can't you just give yourself a trim?

[anonymousfornow]

Branster, can you recommend a brand of wax?

[morningpaper]

Exactly HOW long are we talking about here?

[anonymousfornow]

about 3 inches to front and roughly 2.5 inches to rear and because so course and thick, it looks crazy when cut. hairs pokes through your cossy or knickers.

[anonymousfornow]

God, Am i a freak or are there really others out there who have similar problems.

[morningpaper]

Have you tried a ladyshave?

Use with talcum powder so you are nice and dry and take a bath afterwards.

I just whip everything off myself so I never get to the stage where I need a strimmer.

[EnidfromtheVILLAGE]

well come on

you either have to trim it close or visit the waxer

or learn to love it

[morningpaper]

or some kind of tight perm

[cod]

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[anonymousfornow]

ok thanks for all comments, may give the do it yourself a go and if unsuccesful will need to go to salon with face and ask them to finish me off.

[EnidfromtheVILLAGE]

agree

sorry

[happymerryberries]

Or braids?

God, I've just had to check, for the benefit of MN

My pubes are about 1.5 inches and aound the back (ahem) anout half an inch.

TBH can't be arsed (sic) to do anything about any of it!

My grandma had no pubic or under arm hair at all

[happymerryberries]

Shit, I can't belive I just posted that on a public (not pubic) forum! Put it down to all the wine I have drink tonight!

[morningpaper]

Really? how odd. And how convenient!

Due to my regular shaving routine I can assure you that I am about 2 mm all round at the moment.

[JoolsToo]

hmb - I already said plaits and got told off

[happymerryberries]

She didn't stop her period when she was up the duff either...I just think she was a bit of an odd bod!

[morningpaper]

HMB How do you KNOW all this information about your grandmother?!

[happymerryberries]

The pubic hair info was passed on my my mother, my dad told me about the periods thing. Amazing that as he was a very shy man! She was about 7 monyjs gone and had no idea she was PG....she was helping a friend to eliver the doc arrived and said, Mrs B you'll be next then, and she looked at him astonished!

[Hattie05]

Oh bless you hmb, that has me giggling - your second post

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone!

And yes i think there were one too many questions asked, i fell for it initially, but defo wanted to hear more about mners.

[Hattie05]

mean your 9.12,22 post

[JoolsToo]

hmb - are you going to share that wine?

[jampots]

so is this a troll then?

[happymerryberries]

Wine gone, sorry, had mates round for a feed the kids/ adults early supper so am lightly pissed and out of booze!!!

[Gobbledigook]

Oh hilarious!! What a brilliant thread!

[Branster]

anonymousfornow Imac (or whatever is called nowadays?) I find to be most reliable. and i did try quite a few other brands & types so far.

3 and 2.5 inches appears rather long to me. i'd shorten it a bit tbh first. as you do it more often it should grow weaker (the hair that is!).