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Hairy down below and up the ar$e, What to do.

50 replies

anonymousfornow · 20/08/2005 20:39

I just wondered if any of you would admit to being rather long haired and hair creeping up your bottom. If you do suffer what do you do.

Do you suffer it and blush at the gynea or gp when examined?

Or do you have a solution that I havent found yet?

Please help, i understand if you change your name.

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JoolsToo · 20/08/2005 21:00

can't you just give yourself a trim?

anonymousfornow · 20/08/2005 21:00

Branster, can you recommend a brand of wax?

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morningpaper · 20/08/2005 21:02

Exactly HOW long are we talking about here?

anonymousfornow · 20/08/2005 21:03

about 3 inches to front and roughly 2.5 inches to rear and because so course and thick, it looks crazy when cut. hairs pokes through your cossy or knickers.

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anonymousfornow · 20/08/2005 21:04

God, Am i a freak or are there really others out there who have similar problems.

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morningpaper · 20/08/2005 21:06

Have you tried a ladyshave?

Use with talcum powder so you are nice and dry and take a bath afterwards.

I just whip everything off myself so I never get to the stage where I need a strimmer.

EnidfromtheVILLAGE · 20/08/2005 21:06

well come on

you either have to trim it close or visit the waxer

or learn to love it

morningpaper · 20/08/2005 21:07

or some kind of tight perm

cod · 20/08/2005 21:07

Message withdrawn

anonymousfornow · 20/08/2005 21:08

ok thanks for all comments, may give the do it yourself a go and if unsuccesful will need to go to salon with face and ask them to finish me off.

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EnidfromtheVILLAGE · 20/08/2005 21:08

agree

sorry

happymerryberries · 20/08/2005 21:11

Or braids?

God, I've just had to check, for the benefit of MN

My pubes are about 1.5 inches and aound the back (ahem) anout half an inch.

TBH can't be arsed (sic) to do anything about any of it!

My grandma had no pubic or under arm hair at all

happymerryberries · 20/08/2005 21:12

Shit, I can't belive I just posted that on a public (not pubic) forum! Put it down to all the wine I have drink tonight!

morningpaper · 20/08/2005 21:12

Really? how odd. And how convenient!

Due to my regular shaving routine I can assure you that I am about 2 mm all round at the moment.

JoolsToo · 20/08/2005 21:13

hmb - I already said plaits and got told off

happymerryberries · 20/08/2005 21:13

She didn't stop her period when she was up the duff either...I just think she was a bit of an odd bod!

morningpaper · 20/08/2005 21:14

HMB How do you KNOW all this information about your grandmother?!

happymerryberries · 20/08/2005 21:16

The pubic hair info was passed on my my mother, my dad told me about the periods thing. Amazing that as he was a very shy man! She was about 7 monyjs gone and had no idea she was PG....she was helping a friend to eliver the doc arrived and said, Mrs B you'll be next then, and she looked at him astonished!

Hattie05 · 20/08/2005 21:19

Oh bless you hmb, that has me giggling - your second post

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone!

And yes i think there were one too many questions asked, i fell for it initially, but defo wanted to hear more about mners.

Hattie05 · 20/08/2005 21:20

mean your 9.12,22 post

JoolsToo · 20/08/2005 21:21

hmb - are you going to share that wine?

jampots · 20/08/2005 21:21

so is this a troll then?

happymerryberries · 20/08/2005 21:22

Wine gone, sorry, had mates round for a feed the kids/ adults early supper so am lightly pissed and out of booze!!!

Gobbledigook · 20/08/2005 21:25

Oh hilarious!! What a brilliant thread!

Branster · 20/08/2005 22:29

anonymousfornow Imac (or whatever is called nowadays?) I find to be most reliable. and i did try quite a few other brands & types so far.

3 and 2.5 inches appears rather long to me. i'd shorten it a bit tbh first. as you do it more often it should grow weaker (the hair that is!).

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