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theredhen · 02/02/2011 07:55

I quite often see women posting some daft comments made by their OH's about their children.

I remember one being "he is doing nothing wrong" while 16 yr old boy plays x box in middle of kitchen while xmas dinner is being cooked. Hmm

I wanted to share this weekends little gem.

"DSS is being very good lately, he is chatty and does as he is told".

Five minutes later OH asks DSS (age 11) to come and do the wiping up, as it's his turn. I counted OH asking DSS 8 times, this was interjected with lots of whining and whinging from DSS which continued even after the 8 asks.

Ten mins later, OH asks DSS to have his shower. This time he only asked him 7 times and physical removal of him by OH, which was turned into a fun event.

And immediately after that he asked him to pick up his clothes from the floor. This was only asked 4 times. Smile

The irony in all this was that OH had asked DS and DSS 3 times the day before to turn off the games console and it was made quite clear to me, that he thought DS was out of order for not doing it immediately.

Sometimes you have to laugh. Grin

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tokenwoman · 10/02/2011 17:36

after DSD stayed a week with us I ask DP to ask DSD to strip her bed on the last morning of her stay before she went to school so i could then wash the sheets when i came back from work.... the look on his face was as if I sugessted sending her up the chimney akin to the water babies (dsd aka daddies little princess is 12)

'I cant ask her to do that (strip the bed) she'll think we can't wait to be rid of her" ....

.... and your point is Grin

careerwoman · 10/02/2011 17:44

Just saw this and laughed ALOT!

My personal favourite (and ongoing battle...):

Me: If we pay for car insurance / £2k school trip / £200 of new clothes, the boys really should help out more around the house when they visit.

DH: Yes of course.

Visit comes. Saturday: Back to back sport watching then curry in the evening.

Sunday morning: Walk down stairs to find DH making DSS x 2 breakfast. Putting weetabix in a bowl, pouring the milk on and handing it to them whilst they watch TV. (They are 18 and 15. I thought even boys could make own cereal???)

Me: Garden needs a tidy / dishes need washing / car needs washing...

DH: They both say they have homework to do for tomorrow, so we need to let them do that.

Petal02 · 10/02/2011 18:00

Careerwoman - I just rememebered that one of your stepsons is 18 ... please don't tell me he still does "access weekends" with you??? I really hope you're going to say he visits on an "as and when basis"???

careerwoman · 10/02/2011 18:05

Ah, Petal02 - you bring me to another Disney Dad moment with that. Yes, he does still come at weekends, largely because he has a great relationship with his dad and likes visiting us, which is good.

But, he does like to go home on a Saturday to play rugby or go out with his mates. It's a 120 mile round trip. DH used to pick them up on Friday, take him back on Sat, and then take the other DSS back on Sunday!

I suggested he catch a train. You'd have thought I'd suggested he took a lift with a mass murderer based on the reaction...

Petal02 · 10/02/2011 18:14

Careerwoman - the thought of access weekends with an 18 yr old gives me hot flushes, cold sweats, palpitations and a strange rash! I was comforted that your SS18 does go off and play rugby, see friends etc - and then I read that your husband is happy to do two 120 mile round trips in two days .... instead of poor little 18yr old taking the train.

Very Disney Indeed!!!

That reminds me of when my husband works away sometimes, at the other end of the country, but (in true Disney style) he'll dutifully come back on on Weds night (just for the one night), meaning literally hundreds of miles at the wheel, just to ensure SS gets his midweek night. I don't know if this is weakness, adoration, or just plain insanity.

careerwoman · 10/02/2011 18:21

That is so funny Petal02 - we could almost be married to the same man! Both my husband and I work away alot, sometimes in the same place and sometimes not. We both then work from home on a Friday. When it's just us, he emerges at 6 - 6.30. However, he magically finishes at lunchtime every other weekend to get the DSS's. He also used to do mid weeks, the same as your hubby, and again manage to finish work early, but I think he finally realised that was crazy.

SecondMrsS · 16/02/2011 16:22

What is this weird access visits for adults business???!!!!! Pls tell me thi sis not the norm???

My parents split when I was just turning 16 and it was never mentioned who would 'have me' and when. I just got on the bus when i wanted to see my dad..

Sweats a little... then prays DSD goes to Uni...

Petal02 · 16/02/2011 16:54

Don't get me started! You'll probably be aware that my SS is nearly 17, yet has no interests, or hobbies or mates outside of school. So there's been nothing to break the cycle.

DH, to my surprise, has said that once he finishes his GCSEs at the end of May (and being eligible to leave mainstream school) that we'll go onto a flexible visiting arrnagements, which is music to my ears. Apparently he's already told SS this, and SS was fine about it. My only concern is that, without the rota, SS may want to 'pop in' for three/four days at a time per weekend, which would be ten times worse than things are now. However, he lives 30 mins drive away, and DH would have to do lifts, so he can't just 'turn up.' Despite DH's Disney tendencies, I'm getting the feeling of late, that he would prefer SS to have a more age-appropriate attitude towards visiting, ie pop in/pop out, able to call in for tea without requiring an overnight stay etc etc.

I don't really mind what we do, providing access doesn't increase, and that just because we've done x/y/z one week, doesn't mean we have to do it EVERY week. For a while now, it's seemed insane that life is run around a rota that was put in place when SS was 11. I get very frustrated that his apathy effectively rules our lives.

tokenwoman · 16/02/2011 17:42

'our rota' has been in place since she was 6 and is now 13, my DP says that he doesnt envisage access/rota visits much beyond 16 Hmm if not earlier but has indicated that he will buy little princess a car when she is 17 so that when we buy/move miles away to our little 2 bedroomed costal cottage (another story) she can drive to see us/him and stay overnight with her tobe future boyfriends, no mention of either of my boys coming and possibly staying overnight or buying a house with more bedrooms in case they all want to come on the same day/night/holiday season like xmas!! I guess now she will be given priority over mine (future rows disagreements yet to have)

and back to the original subject post when I recently complained said that i was finding it difficult to 'keep' 2 houses clean etc his response was
'why don't you get your boys to help more at your house' presumably so I would have more time to 'do' at his Shock
btw my boys are very good at cleaning and household chores and have been since they were young not like little princess who treats DP house like a hotel and me as the untouchable but is also treated like a 'royal' guest and therefore not required to 'help' out so I guess its not her fault

Petal02 · 16/02/2011 18:04

Ah, royal visits ...... we have those. SS quite simply never has to lift a finger. If he gets a cup out of a cupboard, he won't close the cupboard door. If he has a bath he doesn't have to empty it, DH doesn't bat an eyelid when he doesn't switch lights off, and he doesn't always flush the loo. DH runs obediently after him, sorting things out, rather than saying "for gods sake SS, can't you switch a few lights off?"

SecondMrsS · 16/02/2011 20:32

Shit. That is ridiculous!

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Petal02 · 16/02/2011 21:36

.... which is one of the reasons why we don't blend very well. If we were a bio family, SS would get yelled at to clear up after himself, like any other teenager would. I'm sure bio parents don't tiptoe round their kids.

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SecondMrsS · 17/02/2011 08:01

Do your own kids complain mj that they don't get the same treatment? Or are they happy to have the boundaries?

I only wonder because my DSDs mum does everything for her and is like a disneymum her dad did the same until I showed him the error of his ways and explained that kids prefer boundaries and discipline. it was hard at first as she hated ebing told what to do and having to tidy up after herself etc but now I'm sure she secretly enjoys it. I told him fairly early on that it wasn't fair for my DD to have expectations and for DSD not to and as I wasn't planning on changing it was either my way or the highway teehee.

pleasechange · 17/02/2011 09:55

Just caught up with this one. Access visits at 18 Sad Hmm. Good god. Although I can see that we'll be having them here well beyond that. If someone had told me that when DSS1 was 7 I'd have thrown in the tower there and then. I was naively envisaging a situatino whereby upon hitting early teens they would start to feel constrained by such rigid arrangements and want to do something more flexible. DSS1 now 15 and no signs whatsoever.......

Can we do a poll - does anyone have a DSC older than 18 who still does 'access visits'?

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SecondMrsS · 17/02/2011 10:09

Surely you don't have to actually be in once the kids are past maybe 15 years?? Please god??? please??

I envisage that she will hop on a bus and visit us and sleep over if she fancies... (hopefully babysitting for my younger DD Wink )

Parents who are together don't stay in with their kids all the time once they're past 14/15 so why do split parents have to?? This is odd and please god don't let it be the case for us in a few years!!!

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SecondMrsS · 17/02/2011 10:18

Phew, thank god Grin

pleasechange · 17/02/2011 10:21

secondmrss - DH would never dream of not 'staying' when DSSs are at our house. We are all literally glued together from 6pm Friday to 6pm Sunday.

SecondMrsS · 17/02/2011 10:56

eurghh

pleasechange · 17/02/2011 10:57

indeed. It's no wonder there are no many SMs on here experiencing difficulties!

catsmother · 17/02/2011 10:59

I expect access vists will continue along the same lines as now - whatever the kids' ages. In other words, if they have been previously advised that a) there are presents waiting, b) they will be taken out for a meal, c) taken to the cinema (or similar "biggish" bribe treat) or d) that MIL will be around at some point (always good for a few £££s and/or presents) then contact takes place. If, however, no such bribe undertaking has been made, then it's remarkably coincidental how their social lives get in the way.

Now .... I totally understand that teenagers with their own social lives is a normal state of affairs and that is to be encouraged (yay - fewer visits (may I be struck down by a thunderbolt)) but the problem I have is that because of that my DP does all he can to try and get them here by making the idea of contact sound as enticing as possible. He will never admit in a million years that's what he's doing but of course it is. Consequently, we have the unhealthy situation of him thinking up "what can be done this weekend" well in advance so he can put the idea to them and persuade them to come. I have no objection to occasional treats but it pisses me off that each contact has to be turned into a bloody VIP visit so it actually takes place. The kids will ask "what are doing this weekend" and will invariably make excuses about not coming if his reply isn't good "enough". I know damn well that when my son was at a similar age and it was NOT a contact weekend, that me and DP didn't sit there in the preceding days thinking up "special" plans for the weekend ... sometimes we'd do something "special" but if real life like doing the garden, painting the shed, clearing out the loft, going to Tescos, washing the car etc got in the way then that's what we did without a 2nd thought and my son, (and our daughter now too) just fitted in with that.

Similarly, as SecondMrsS said, from when my son was 14-ish onwards, we didn't sit in - or go out - with him 24/7. Obviously we didn't ignore him either but it was a mix of us doing our own thing, him doing his own thing and us doing things all together. Trouble is, when skids come, they are treated like guests IMO, rather as normal and equal members of the family. DP would obviously argue that "it's different" because he doesn't live with them and therefore the odd times he'd spend with them over a month if they lived here are condensed into a full on 2 or 3 days where they spend every waking minute in his company. I can kind of see where he's coming from and of course that kind of situation is compounded even more if the kids live a long distance away - as ours do - and therefore have no real connections to the area. They don't have any friends, so don't take themselves off anywhere - they don't even wander down to the shops on their own - though I know they do this at home. However, knowing the practicalities doesn't make it easier to bear emotionally as it does feel to me to be rather unnatural - to remain in the company of 2 teenagers 24/7 ... and in our case, it irks me no end because I can't help feeling they are only here at all because there's something material in it for them. If DP ever pulled the plug on all the treats, activities, "stuff" he buys them at the shops and meet ups with MIL, then I really do believe that visits would tail right off. I simply don't believe they come for the sake of seeing their dad per se ..... there have been too many incidents over the years (like completely failing - ever - to acknowledge his birthday, Xmas, Father's Day, in any way at all - not even a text or a Facebook message) which all add up to them appearing never to give him a moment's though unless it's to their advantage.

So .... left to their own devices, I think contact visits probably would tail off naturally but the "problem" is that DP is desparate to keep them coming and I don't know how to counter that because he's prepared not only to "bribe" but also to tie himself up in knots with late, long distance driving and so on, even when they've said they can't come because they're doing something or other, he'll suggest collecting them later or taking them back earlier just so he gets to see them for a little bit. I strongly suspect that for many of us who'd hoped that contact would naturally reduce to some extent in the teen years (after all, let's face it, a great many teenagers aren't exacgtly great company .... think self centred, rude, away with the fairies, angry/aggressive, sulky, hormonal etc) it's not so much that our skids aren't growing up and becoming more independent, but that their fathers are doing all they can to keep visits going - quite literally at any cost in some cases - financial and emotional !

I may sound very cynical and hard, but if I felt the skids genuinely wanted to see their dad and younger sister with no ulterior motive I'd swallow down the annoyance of 24/7 teens every so often. It's the fact I'm convinced they're here only when it's considered "worth their while" which makes me so cross .... and of course equally mad at DP who I wish would just let nature take its course and quit the elaborate bribery treats, days out etc (never mind the fact they are very rarely disciplined in case they vote not to come again). I used to "look forward" to them being 18 imagining that they'd be pretty independent but if they remain anywhere within driving distance I can't see DP switching off bribery mode ... it'll be "ooh I thought we might go to Wagamama when you're up" or "I thought we might meet MIL at so and so shopping centre" (= guaranteed stuff bought).

Sorry for banging on but this is something which winds me up more and more with every visit and particularly so because I can see the huge contrast between them and my son (who's 4 years older and now left home). It comes down to are they "part of the family" or are they "guests" ? DP would go ballistic at the mere suggestion they weren't part of the family, but if that's the case then why do they only ever get the "good" parts of being in the family - the treats and the special treatment ?? Why are everyday mundane tasks which have to be done at some point (both DP and I work FT) never to be done on a contact weekend .... being "bored" for an hour or two is normal !! Why, if they're NOT guests, does DP spend the whole weekend tiptoeing around them, deferring to them, and seeing to their every need ?

(Have now gone well and truly off the original point of this thread so apologies if you've read this far !)

Petal02 · 17/02/2011 13:22

Catsmother, that?s an excellent post, and I can relate to a lot of what you say.

Like Allnew, I always thought that from approx 13yrs, a child wouldn?t want a rigid access rota. I thought it would be viewed as uncool and restrictive, and impede a blossoming social life. OK, so my SS clings to the rota as it saves him from engaging with real life (well that?s my theory) but as Catsmother says, often the father is equally guilty in wanting scheduled access, offering enticements and cash incentives to visit - resulting in an unhealthy situation all round. I call it ?desperation parenting.?

We have some interesting double standards over whether we stay in or go out on access weekends. We used to have a situation where DH worked all day Saturday, and he thought it quite acceptable to leave SS with me all day. My argument was that if he wanted Saturday access, then fine, do it, but if wasn?t available to spend Saturday with SS, then please don?t land him on me.

However access has often been more about having SS under our roof, rather than about SS/DH spending time together. As I said earlier, during the school holidays, SS often hangs round our house for days on end, in order to comply with the rota, whilst DH and I are out at work. I find this odd too.

But whilst it was fine for DH to be absent on ?access Saturdays?, DH takes it very personally indeed if I want to go out, leaving him with SS. If I?ve got something pre-planned, like a hair cut etc, then that?s acceptable, but if I suddenly decide half way through the day that I want to go out on my own, then DH hates it. He likes us all to be together on access weekends (unless he?s working of course, then that?s different ?) and the only way I can ?safely? absent myself, is if it?s pre-planned. You?ll appreciate this doesn?t enhance my relationship with SS, basically I enjoy all the usual liberty and freedom of the western world when he?s not here, but the minute he arrives, we?re back to Royal Visit status, where any departure from total reverence is frowned upon.

Thankfully DH is now seeming genuinely keen to change things, so I shall be interested to see how things pan out once we?re living Life Beyond The Rota ??

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