ARGH!!!!!!

[ShirleyKnot]

I am at work and the Lord and Masters have graciously allowed me the great privilage of watching the match via i-player (while they all go the the pub bastards) and it keeps STICKING and going PIXELLY and I am going to CRY.

OH COME THE FUCK ON FOR FUCKS SAKE SCORE DAMN YOU SCOOOOOOOOOOOORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shirley

Innit? I just said "Sorry!! ShirleyKnot is out of the office at the moment, I'll take a message..." and then I wrote down her number and flushed it down the loo.

That'll learn 'er

God Save thge Queeeeeeeen. long to reign oooooooooover uuuuus

ffs shirley

lol Shirley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cover goolies

corner on rhs

to many slovenians!!!

dd standing infront of me insisting on telling me s'thing important
buzz off dd

oh they've both got wristbands on......how confusing, why can't they wear team colours like footballers

goooo away wwb dd!!!!

mine is doing a bit of farming for me.

wittering on about bfruit in her rice pudding at school

someone limping

coleupsonjames

go and pick your nose dd. there's a dear

Rooney limping

come on chaps just bloody score.

feel a goal coming on

maybe not

please stop. am sniggering at my desk at your commentary. is f**k funny.

Bloody hell

given it away and they have an extra man

blooody others nealry got a goal 3 times.

feel sick now