well DS is only 2, but his favourite things to cook at the moment are 'dog egg' and 'wossy cake'.
Dog Egg - this is a boiled egg in a dog shaped egg cup. Not an egg laid by a dog on the pavement ready for unsuspecting passers by to step in. thankfully. This recipe requires one adult, some eggs, and boiling water, so can be hazardous. Best served with marmite on toast.
Wossy cake - this a victoria sponge baked in the shape of a horse (IKEA cake tin). Oven is preheated to 180 degrees C.
2 eggs, weighed in their shells, then put as far away from toddler hands as possible. Weigh the same amount of butter, then soften it for 20 seconds in the microwave. Toddler beats the butter with a wooden spoon whilst the same amount of sugar is weighed out.
Sugar added, toddler then beats butter and sugar and makes frequent attempts to grab the eggs. Vanilla paste added, and then toddler finally allowed to break eggs into the bowl.
Fish out egg shells, and wipe up egg from the counter, then beat the mixture with a wooden spoon.
add same weight in flour, a tablespoon of cocoa powder, and a tablespoon of creme fraiche.
let toddler mix this up whilst your grease the tin liberally.
together, pour most of the mixture into the tin, and some onto the worktop and floor. coat yourself with a thick layer of cake mix by standing in the vicinity of toddler. Put cake in the oven, and allow toddler to lick the bowl.
shower toddler clean whilst cake cooks (think it takes about 20 minutes, I tend to guess at timings though).
once cake is cooled down, melt 100g of milk choc in a mug in the microwave and use it to coat the cake top. toddler can sprinkle on 'spinkles' of choice (normally ending up with a large heap of spinkles on the horse's leg and none elsewhere, but never mind).