Following the success of DS2's "Henry" toy vacuum cleaner, and the introduction of the extra-noisy Dyson hand-dryers in toilets, I have telephoned Dyson this morning to ask if they could arrange access to a toy version of their hand-dryer.
The gentleman in the "airblade" department was open to the idea of helping, and has asked me to email him with further details. I guess the ideal would be a toy version with a volume-control, so it could start off very quiet, but build up to volumes more like those in toilets. We could share it around as our kids reached the stage where it might be of benefit (or maybe they would make more than one!).
Obviously Dyson would be able to view this thread online as mumsnet is public, so if you do sign in, you may wish to consider a temporary name-change.
Thanks.