Did I miss an episode somewhere??!!

[CardyMow]

My (asd) 6yo DS2 often comes out with proper howlers, but today in the toy shop just about took the biscuit....He saw a 'girly' pooh bear baby toy, and said that the shop had got it wrong because winnie the pooh's family were all dead....Did I miss that episode of my friends tigger and pooh or something???!!

Not sure if the one over Christmas dinner was better actually...He was adamant that Jesus was still alive because if he was dead we'd all have to use different toilet paper???!! I mean, WTF does Jesus have to do with blardy bog roll??!! He nearly made me choke on my turkey! . (And these are ALL true utterings from my DS2...)

Excellent - PMSL

my son is nearly four and not so articulate yet but he has made me laugh with a few things

the radiator looks like biscuits ???!!!

santa would bring him a chocolate lolly for his stocking if he did a poo on the toilet - confusion of reward systems here!

his continual amazement as he says "she's walking!" when he sees his little sis who's been walking for 5 months now

the way he is pre-programmed to say certain things like shout out "look for diggers" when we get to a particular point on the local dual carriageway - everytime.

Am absolutely ROFLMAO at the bog roll Jesus thing!! That is hilarious!!! Where oh where do they get these things from??!!

Can relate to the repeated amazement thing mummysaurus as my DS will say WELL DONE and BRILLIANT at exactly the same points while DD is playing mario kart.....there are numerous other examples too!

Think we will have to keep this thread going for every 'unusual' thing our DC's say! ROFL at the radiator looks like biscuits! (you don't have one of those old 'sectioned' radiators like school used to have do you??) And he does this - amazed at the 'new' sign at our tescos, points it out every time we go (sure the damn thing isn't new after 2 years but hey ho)

This is giving me a right chuckle Am trying to think other funny things he has said but of course I cant remember now

Just had a new one....DS2 wants to go to Australia to see the dinosaurs, cos there's real life dinosaurs there.....But they aren't in England anymore because it rains too much and dinosaurs don't like the rain.

ds2 "window is smooth, mmmmmmmm" every time we pass our neighbours house... her wiindows are always shiny, so I can kind of see what he is saying.
I have tried telling him that if he stopped licking & rubbing his face on our windows they too would be "smooth , mmmmm"
So far my windows still look like a family of slugs live here.

DS2 is obsessed with Coraline at and keeps asking me where my button eyes are .

Had a new one yesterday...I was in the queue at the supermarket, trying to load the shopping on the conveyor belt when DS2 says to me "I bited the inside of my mouth at school and it really hurts", so I said " don't worry, I'll put some bonjela on it when we get home". At which point he SCREAMS "I don't want a funny man jumping round in my mouth" Cue me looking very and wondering what he's going on about....then he adds, just as loudly "you know, from the advert on the telly mum, if you use bonjela the scary man jumps in your mouth and rubs the sore bit better but I don't want a man in my mouth mummy!". At which point everyone in earshot (half the shop, with how loud he was) was in stitches!!