Share your embarrasing moments with me please

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

DS is very hot on echolalia, sound copying etc.

Today in the supermarket ' why you need that wine when a lone mother you depressed mummy'?

My MIL asked me this last friday (the cow) he almost repeated word for word.

I'm not btw, just have after time found it hilarious.

I've also had him say in shops

' pull your trousers up you funny little man' to perfectly grown but 'trendy' shop assistants.

DS2 can't understand the function of the word "who" so uses "what" instead. He has got a great knack of saying "whats that" when we areout, and pointing to people, when really he means "who's that" . Can be quite uncomfortable when the person hears him. He seems to do it to black men a lot as well, no idea why.

One of the worse and most recent was being called aside by the Leader when I came to collect ds2 (asd/adhd)from the summer scheme. One of those dreaded moments - who has he kicked/bitten/headbutted or alternatively run away. No, it was even worse, he had obviously found the whole thing extremely distressing and had forgotten any social skills and had flicked poo under the pool table which I could see and was horrific and one of the helpers was cleaning the walls, and they had also had to clean all the equipment.

I have never had such a red face or wanted to get out of somewhere as quickly. The staff were very kind but sometimes, it's just too much!!