Lovely start to the morning

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

Got the kids stuff together, fetched pants from ironing pile, realised something's a bit stinky, examined pants and there's a huge poo welded to one of the pairs of pants.

HTF?? [boggle]

Did one of them poo in their pants and stick it in the ironing pile (they've never done that before)? or did a whole poo manage to escape detection during Pre Wash Pants Inspection, go through the washing machine AND tumble drier, still stuck to the pants, and get taken up and chucked into the ironing pile without anyone noticing.

And now I have to sniff all the clothes in case we have contamination. To avoid that lovely ironing moment when the heat of the iron releases "Repulsion" by Calvin Klein.

I tell you something, they don't mention this stuff in the books or the bloody bounty packs!

Hmmm... any way they had been left near the tumble drier and you just sort of gathered them up on the way?

I don't think they did the wash cycle or you would have lots of little bits of poo wouldn't you?

More importantly here, why the fck are you ironing pants* woman?!?!

That's possible

re ironing pile - I have a System. Clean clothes get taken to my bedroom and put in a heap on the floor. This is my Ironing Pile. Once or twice a week I get on the floor and I sort it into piles. My clothes - for ironing. kids clothes - for ironing. Himself's clothes = for chucking in the bottom of his wardrobe if he wants them ironed he can do it himself. pjs & pants, sheets etc - for chucking in drawers/back on bed. socks - to spend many happy hours playing Pairs, until I want to hang myself.

Just saying ironing pile makes me sound uber-organised

lol ironing pants you must have time on your hands lol

and the poo well that will remain a mystery i hope it hasnt made all your other stuff smelly though

the things we do

I was thinking that I didn't picture you with a neat efficient ironing pile! (no offense)

That makes it more likely that they are unwashed poo that have gotten caught up

Do I not come across like the kind of woman who would have a neat ironing basket and crispy pressed pants then? How well you know me!

sorry, hecate, but that did make me

hope all the other clothes aren't affected (I have a very similar ironing pile - learnt from my mother, whose ironingnpile was never sorted out - it all got folded and put on the pile, and we could pull out what we needed and t was pressed, such was the enormity of the pile. It used to get turned over top to bottom when the season changed )

reminds me of that advert on tv with the starched crisp y fronts like cardboard thats really you isnt it lol

I loves you

That reminds me of the time when one of ds ' poo made its way down his trouser leg undetected and got put through the wash , when i opened the washing/m door the putrid sour warm poo smell hit my nose...eurgghhh!
I had to re wash the lot a couple of times to get rid of the stink!