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The funny things our SN kiddies say....

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MUM23ASD · 08/05/2009 23:24

DS2 assured me the other day (when i had been moaning that he had been kicking his ball at my plants and broken several in the process)that...

"It's not me kicking my ball at your flowers... its the next door neighbours throwing my balls back over the fence. That's who keeps breaking them- I've seen them do it"

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bubblagirl · 09/05/2009 08:05

lol well said

HelensMelons · 09/05/2009 09:27

Absolutely!!

... in the winter DD3 wears glubs.

and if you dare speak with your mouth full, it's bad managers.

tclanger · 09/05/2009 10:02

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ICANDOTHAT · 09/05/2009 10:23

"Mummy, am I the son of god ? You keep saying how special I am"

misscutandstick · 09/05/2009 12:35

DS3 hearing his brothers playing 'harry potter' together and obviously never actually having heard the 'protego' spell, grabbed a handy twig and joined in the spell casting "POTATO!"

DS1 had some pearlers "exfoliate" (exterminate), "Major Corridor" (Major Carter), but my favourites are: "terrible palsy" and an evacuation turned out to be "ejaculation" .

Barmymummy · 09/05/2009 12:40

Am PMSL!!

My DS the other day said "mummy, would you like to play the shopping game with me?" I said "yes, ok". He goes out to get the game and then throws over his shoulder "BUT DON'T WIN, OK???!!!!" They don't do losing do they

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MUM23ASD · 09/05/2009 14:49

Lots of LOL!!!!

DS3 " Do I Make Myself Clear?" (after he refused to do something)

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alfiemama · 09/05/2009 14:55

Very funny thread

My ds (4.5) kept saying "can we watch the programme about the fireman", we couldn't work out what he meant. We clicked when the apprentice came on and Alan Sugar came on. He was the fireman.

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MUM23ASD · 09/05/2009 15:00

THATS BRILLIANT!

when DH interrupted DS3..."Dad, You are always bumping into my words"

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coppertop · 09/05/2009 15:00

Ds2 (6) has "glubs" too.

Ds2 is a drama queen somewhat melodramatic. If something hasn't gone as he expected he puts hands on hips and says "You have GOT to be KIDDING me!" John McEnroe eat yer heart out.

If someone falls over or hurts themselves he says, "Oooooooh! Now THAT'S got to leave a mark!"

I think he has a pre-set phrase for every occasion...

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MUM23ASD · 09/05/2009 18:45

(waves to CT)

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TallulahToo · 09/05/2009 18:55

Coppertop: Same here for stock phrases. My DS has problems with question words, so whenever we ask "WHY", why did you do that? or why hasn't the bus turned up yet? or why does this always go that way? He answers "Because I am good!"

TallulahToo · 09/05/2009 18:57

DS has a friend he brought home to our new house. In the car on the way we told this child we had moved house since her last visit. When we arrived she got out of the car, looked puzzled at our new house and asked where we had put our old house. (Moved house - literally translated meant brick by brick).

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