Is it considered bad form...

[emmalou78]

To want to take your childs teacher firmly by the hair and smash her face into the wall till she understands that I know my son best and I'm dealing daily with the fallout of him being in mainstream and all thsi jolly jolly how WELL he's doing hoem school book stuff is actually JUST highlighting that he has teh ability to learn and is annoying the living shit out of me....

I shall go off and consult my etiquette book...

Nothing in my etiquette book to guide us on this one... but the Acme Guide To the Law suggests that this is often followed by a short stretch at Her Majesty's Pleasure, so you may wish to draw a picture of the teacher and stamp on it until you feel better

I don't think so. Perhaps if you asked politely first "Honourable teacher, would you mind awfully if I were to vent my frustrations at your smug and patronising attitude by, for a short time only, cuffing you about the face with a sock filled with broken glass?"
Don't see how she could possibly refuse
Hope you feel better soon xx

The worrying thing was ... when I ready this message I saw myself doing the same thing - feel allot better now for it!

thankyou all

maybe a voodoo doll would work... hmmmm

It sounds quite reasonable to me, is that a bad thing?

the fact that you are stopping to think abut it first makes you an awfully jolly nice person

however that makes it malice aforethought and increases the chance of the beforementioned stretch at HMP.

Go for the voodoo doll.

Oh and personally I take great delight in imaginary conversations in which I can be as rude as I like.

eg:
'Now of course if you were not such an incredibly stupid b**ch I could explain to you rationally that my son x y z' Keeps me entertained for hours try it

I do that sort of thing in the shower, Mouse.

Last year ds's TA was horrendous and oh the imaginary conversations I had. Used to get quite carried away

NO not jolly bad form at all, parents have an etiquette book all to themselves you know.

As long as its all done with a smile & whilst wearing grandmas pearls you should be fine for tea with vicar!

I feel your pain, except we had NOTHING in home'school book and yet I know DS has been a PITA all day. My annoyance has ebbed a bit, I am at the imaginary conversation stage and have decided teachers Christmas pressie will be a new pen.

Top Tip: Baileys - it's working wonders.