ewwwwwww

[Jimjams]

Did a book partylast night.

Got back pretty late, went straight to bed.

This morning dh appeared "did you clean your teeth last night"

"yep I always clean my teeth"

"with the electric toothbrush"

"err yes" and by now I knew what was coming

"ds1 was using it to scrub the toilet"

Yuck yuck yuck!!!!

Where do you lot get all this information from????

Ds1 is going through a fart-mad phase. Visitors get greeted with "You're Mr Farty-Pants!" at which point ds1 collapses in a fit of giggles.

Oooh yes so it is! Just googled it! I DO like to learn new words.. I will say to my revolting 12 u/old DS tonight "Please remove yourself to the garden before you pass wind, I do not wish to be poisoned by your nocious, disgusting miasma! " Thanks Karen.

What AM I doing! I really must go and do something constructive!

Anyone else notice that there's an "Electric Toothbrushes" thread right below this one in Active Conversations?

He was going to sterilise it??? Trying to work out how expensive replacements would have to be for me to want to sterilise it....

I nearly wet myself when baby DS1 threw up on DH. Oh what a crowd pleaser that was He weed on him too which did send me running to the bathroom urgently as it was only a few days after the birth.