Batty....Scatty ........

[mrsforgetful]

was gonna add Fatty!!!!!!

Here you are Coppertop....your wish is my command...ready for us all to 'Share' our classic moments....frustrations!!!!

ROFL! I shall find myself examining my GP's feet carefully from now on.

These are all great stories - I have been laughing out loud at them! Thank you.

I'm always doing ridiculous things like putting the milk in the cupboard and the crisps in the fridge, looking around for my glasses and 2 hours later when i've lost my rag, discover them on my head etc etc plus many many embarassing things.

Glad i'm not alone. x

lol about the shoes, reminded me of when DS liked to empty poo from his nappy, the HV was just leaving brief case in hand i was stood talking to her at the door when i noticed a lovely lump of poo stuck on the top of her shoe, course i didn't tell her and i did wonder if she found anymore as DS had been very interested in her smart briefcase

OJ - pmsl

Whilst having a very heated discussion with a builder about his poor wokmanship - J decided to take a pee - pulled down his trousers and peed against the builders leg!!!!!

Who said revenge aint sweet!!!

ROFL!!!! Hilarious. I knew it would get on to poo and wee sooner or later... I went into DD's room at 6am the other morning without my glasses on. I said, 'oh sweetie, let's change your nappy, good morning etc etc', as could tell she needed it changing. Thought it was quite a smelly one, then realised the ENTIRE ROOM was covered in it. Curtains, DD covered, door, everything! Took me five minutes to notice.

On the toileting theme......

In the summer holidays I took ds1 & ds2 to a soft-play centre. They had an offer of a free large coffee for each adult. When I'd finished drinking it I realised I desperately needed the loo and so did a cross-legged dash to the toilets. I perched uncomfortably on the seat (apologies if too much information!) and silently cursed the play centre for having such small and impractical toilets. It was only when I was washing my hands that I relised that there was another cubicle with a much larger toilet. Guess which scatty mare had been using the toddler toilet........

Came home from school run. Left front door wide open .......... I am a nightmare to myself!

pmsl, not literally though coppertop.

HA!!!!!!!!HAA!!!!!!!!!

Where's Mrs F?

so reassuring to see there are so many of us

only the other day, decided to do away with adaptor plug on kettle (we have moved to denmark) and fit a danish plug. pride myself on plug changing ability usually, but in a scatty moment cut wrong end off kettle lead

New lead, £12....

i SHALL READ THIS THREAD PROPERLY TOMORROW....after THE SENCo/IEP meeting at school! (i will need a smile or two!)

I've scanned thru it and am so glad i am not alone!!!!!!

You're definitely not alone MrsF - looks like we're all batty and scatty (and in my case, defo fatty).

The best of luck for tomorrows meeting - let us know how it goes won't you? (((hugs)))xx

Perhaps we all have more in common than we first thought!

Did the meeting go okay, MrsF?

well....ok....except that i talked so much that when we came home i couldn't work out exactly what we had achieved!

I am going to ask for a copy of the IEP's

Thanks for askingXXX

You're in disguise!

HaHa...Fooled you!!! (wasn't able to choose MrsF....still never mind!)