When DS meet anyone new.. or merely passes them in his wheelchair.. he says...

[ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands]

"Hello!! I like Hobnobs!"

I now use it as a test to guage what type of person they based on how they respond. Those who ignore him get mentally condemned to the furthest reaches of Hell... or the Isle of Sheppey.. which amounts to the same thing.

I am nothing if not irrational.. but ignore my boy and his Hobnob praise at your own peril, people!

Disclaimer: With apologies to all Islanders. I didn't mean your bit obviously!!

How could anyone resist a greeting like that?

X-posted - although I'm sure Peter is irresistible too.

What was I thinking Fio? My mind is clearly not as warped as yours...

i wouldn't ignore him.
DS greeting is HI my names Elliot with 2 L's and 1 T, how nice for you to meet me

if he said that whilst passing dd in her chair she would laugh her head off,

Excellent, what a character! & I'd have to agree with your ds I love hobnobs.... I'm not keen on the isle of sheppey either (smile)

The world is his oyster - who DOESN'T like hobnobs??
What a boy

How lovely.
Would feel instant urge to garrotte then flay anyone who didn't respond immediately and with great warmth to such a charming approach.

'Great, can I have one, please?'

Ahhh. Would make my day if i received a greeting like that

Ds1 greets people with "He-oh, I am a boy!"

And people who ignore him are, indeed, mentally flayed alive over a pit of lime.

You are such lovely people .

Who shall not be condemed to the Isle of Sheppey or similar, mentally or otherwise

ooo I love Hobnobs

I like hobnobs too, can I be in his gang???

I remember when (NT) ds used to sniff people on meeting them!

I think this is part of the reason the gess and I get on!

He has such great taste too - Hobnobs are delicious!

Thats lovely!