most embarassing moments, what's yours?

[davidsotherhalf]

my dp had to go for an M R I scan, we had to take dd with us, it was a last minute appointment and dd didn't get time to do her research about the scan, radiologist bought out a questionare out for dp to fill out, so dd decided to ask her questions, does it hurt, what does it do etc, radiologist said it looks in the body and can measure parts of the body.....dd replied isn't that embarassing for men? does that mean you can measure his bits? and what happens if he's got a stiffy.....never seen a radiologist run so fast

A tie between..

dD grabbing a dad from nursery's arse as we stood behind him..so he turned and saw ME.

DD grabbing a woman on the boobs as we passed her on stairs.

DD grabbing food from a baby in a cafe.

Dd3 saw a toddler wander into the road near her school and as we walked past the horrified mother she said "Stupid lady, you cant let babies walk in the road!!"Of course it was at full volume and of course I see the mother everyday when taking Dd3 to school

We've had a fair few of the predictable loud and perfectly enunciated "look at that man he's so tall/small/fat, no but look mummy he's so tall/short/fat" in our time.

Ds also seems to specialise in asking women (usually with a young baby in tow) if they've got a baby in their tummy.

Nothing as funny bad as some of these though

DS is speech and language delayed, but it didn't stop him shouting and pointing(yes pointing ) at the policeman with traditional helmet on- "Look mummy a big head"- luckily a nice big head who smiled and ruffled DS's hair.

My sensory seeking ds once tried to grab the wimple of a friendly nun who had leant down to say hi to him in a lift at the hospital (hope wimple is the right word for it).