I was a couple of minutes late picking DD2 up from class. I rounded the corner to see the teacher pretending to rub glue on DD2's nose and DD2 laughing.
The teacher said 'I told DD2 I was trying to find a glue lid, and DD2 said 'all I can see is a big mess!'
Earlier, DD3 did 'gymnastics' and her feet hit DD2's nose. DD3 was amazed that it was bleeding. When she asked why it was bleeding, I said 'Because you hit DD2's nose with your feet!' DD2, solemnly, from behind her tissue, said 'Was it actually her bones, Mummy?'
You've gotta love it.