Please could someone explain the 'honk' and goose references - thank you!

[Bluebirdonmyshoulder]

Just that - I'm new and have noticed the honks but don't know what they mean.

Feel all shy and 'new girl' about it as I don't get what the cool kids are talking about!

Awww, I like the original explanation. Someone did explain it to me a while ago but I'd never seen the original.
And I'd never heard of the horses and zebras. See not too old to learn

EDS is Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. Thanks for the zebra explanation downbytheriverside