Patience of a saint
Cheer leader for small,but nevertheless, development steps
Cryer of buckets full of tears
Life guard- fully clothed dragging him out of the sea yesterday when he ran off and only his head was above the water
Rugby player- catching him when it's time for him to get off a bouncy castle when his time is up
Sprinter-just trying to catch him most days
Speech therapist-cos no one from the authority does it
Occupational therapist- see above comment
Persuasive letter writer
Complaint letter writer
Form filler inner
Fantastic "just go on and say something to me about the noises he's making or the way he's behaving" giver of looks
Teller offer to other peoples children for muscling him out of the way- he's so passive
Cuddling,tickiling and squeezing
Doing most things one handed in public as can't let go of his handPedicting Predicting the future in order to prevent meltdowns and possible problems
Any more???????????