When you're so aggravated that you are tempted to do evil evil things?

[Triggles]

One of those days where circumstances (including DH, DD, DS2, and DS3!) have combined to make me feel slightly on edge. DH is (for the MILLIONTH time) snoozing in the chair - his way of dodging doing anything helpful, so he can just wake up here and there, bitch and shout, then nod off again. [mad]

Is it evil to want to sneak up next to him and SCREEEEEAAAAAMMMMM as loud as I can and watch him come unglued and leap to the ceiling in panic? I mean, really, is it?!?! If I was DS2 with his impulsive ADHD, I'd have done it already. Just the thought of doing it makes me a bit helpless with evil laughter. God, the temptation...

Anyone else ever do this?

hahahahahahahaa oh moosemama... you are a woman after my own heart, you are!! It's a good thing we don't live near each other... could be truly dangerous (for our DH's, that is!!! )

imogen - its quite possible. I suppose the glances over at him, combined with the evil chuckles and rubbing my hands together in glee at my plotting was probably a give-away. I'll have to be sneakier in future.

hint...........along with being armed with henry the hoover.........type softer..........................

hahahaha.. type softer... we have two hoovers, actually.... one downstairs, and one upstairs... the upstairs one was given to us by my MIL... I suppose technically I should use that one as a weapon, as it would provide a bit of irony, eh?

I'm pretty sure the little cordless hand vac wouldn't be of much help...

oh I dont noooooo hand vacs can get into all sorts of crevices you know [wicked evil laugh emoticon]

no, if I wanted to get into crevices, I'd use a mop or a broom

A 60ml syringe filled with icy cold water always does the trick much to the DC's delight!

Just do what I did when dh got home to dd2 covered in charcoal and drawn on sofa! I said, dinners on the stove, she needs a bath and I will be back in a few hours
It was arranged that was was going out but still stayed for hot choc after which took another hour

I'm sorry your dh is being a tit, I hate when I'm running about and dh sits there I have given up hinting and now just say it aloud.

Triggles - if you really want to get evil, i could give you some tips. Why do you think I was given this name

lol auntevil I was afraid to ask!

Big blow up today, but MIL came over (at my request) and negotiated things a bit. We're just trying to limp along until his counselling starts, as we're hoping that will help. Sooner or later, he's got to realise he cannot continue to behave this way or he will lose his family as I will not do this much longer.