This was funny. Took ds to see Father Xmas at a small local event. He didnt arrive as per norm with his sleigh much to ds surprise. He came in a fire engine.
Standing bemused infront of father xmas as that is as close as he would go DS demands to know where his flying raindeer were. "Well" said father xmas, "the traffic warden wouldnt let me in town with them and so I had to park them up at the fire station and so they gave me a lift with the presents instead" Hmmm said DS.
Took DS out for a walk as it was getting to crowded. On the way we bump into a man in uniform with a note pad. DS spies him and pulls me in that direction and says "officer are you a police man and what are you doing" Man says No I am a traffic warden and I am writing notes"
DS sniffs looks at me and says "Mum THATs the horrible traffic person that stopped Father Xmas and I couldnt see his raindeer!" Shouted that he had been very bad and there was no way he was going to go to his house with a present and stormed off. Poor man was soooo 
I couldnt stop laughing 