to cheer us: funny things they say and do.

[Vinniesbisqwits]

what are the funny things your dcs say or have done....

DS told my MIL she looks younger than you mummy (looking at mil) her hairs not as grey as yours.

at 6 taking everything literal ds said when dishing up our tea not his as he wouldnt eat fish
"mummy I didnt know fish had fingers?

or what stupid things have the "professionals said...

out of all the traits and things ds didnt do at the appointment the EP points out as if its more important than anything else he did or didnt do or didnt understand and should have during assesment,
"But he really knows his gasses, doesnt he" brilliant he cant write hes behind in everything and is very immature for his age but if he wants to blow something up he's got all the credentials

and "I don?t know much about it but I?m willing to learn", why thanks you do that at my dcs expense.

Brilliant! youve all gave me a good giggle.

DS made a mess in the living room and I asked him to tidy up. He said it wasnt fair. My reply was "its all your mess" to which he replied "no its not" I then told him if he found anything on the floor belonging to me, id give him a pound (knowing he hadnt a chance). He looked around puzzled then suddenly with delight in his eyes, he lifted my book and put it on the ground. Then picked it up to confirm he found something of mine on the floor and i owed him a pound! :o How could you not give him the money. Who says my son aint bright!

DS (nearly 3) has started the da da da da babbling, he already has the ga sound. he was just babbling away to me when he came out with 'gay daddy'
my reply was 'gay daddy? why do you think he's gay?' he came back with 'gaydar' I know its not the same but it made me (and DH) giggle!

whilst waiting for DD1 to finish swimming lesson, i was asking DD2 who had sneaked some sweets from my sofa. so i was tickling her and saying things like 'i know which little monkey it was'
i knew she was laughing so told her to turn round to look at me. the lady sat next to me was smiling away at DD2s giggles, untill DD2 said 'no im not turning round, people have yellow teeth, i dont like yellow teeth'

another time waiting for DD2 at swimming, me and the woman next to me where talking about hot flushes and all the crap women go through. the lady said how men never get any of these things. DD1 (12) piped up 'oh they do, they have wet dreams. we learnt about them in school.......oh mam, i wonder if thats what happened when DS brought his bedding down to be washed that time'

wtf do ya say to that

I get a lot of echolalia, which can be entertaining. Getting on the bus the otherday, DS2 (4) greeted the passengers with a cheery 'Hello Everyone!' a la CBeebies. All the old ladies were enchanted and responded accordingly, whereupon he totally ignored them

ds 7 has been watching the Tom & Jerry cartooon, he loves them, he is bouncing about and laughing away.

1. he said "tom won't get far in life with those anger issues"
2. "would you find it funny if someone had a gun and then they kept shooting someone but it was empty, er no not really son, and then they smashed a lightbulb over their head, er no son luckily dd1 then pipes up, thats off tom & jerry.