strange happenings

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anyone got funny sories to cheer us up still feeling bit depressed... heres one for you my DS whos ASD (hadnt been dx at the time though) in yr2 first school came out mid winter in a pair of shorts i looked n looked again went to see teacher she knew nothing about it went home found they were a classmates, saw the mum next day in playground we did giggle she said yeah i thought it was weird when i collected him from after school club in long trousers when id sent him in shorts (apparently he hated long trousers) we swapped laughing my DS hadnt even noticed the difference between long n short

I HAVE my shoes on!! he insisted when we reprimanded him for going out of the house naked (ie. we usually told him off for not remembering to put his shoes on before wandering out of the house)

Dd1 dressed herself this morning to suprise me, she went to school looking like a tramp but i didn't have the heart to tell her , she was so pleased with herself.

DS put his school sweatshirt on back to front and when I pointed it out he said its not his fault they sowed the patch on the wrong side! :o

Ds when he was four stole a sign from Sainsburys that was about two foot long, hanging from the roof displayed above the freezers. No idea how he got it down or how I didn't notice him either or why I didn't see it until we got back to the car too embarrassed to take it back so put it with the others he had stolen previously on his bedroom wall

DDs writing is unreadable. I noticed her teacher had marked her homework and asked her if she had read out her homework to her teacher. And she said 'Yes, but I don't know why - Teacher is a good reader' :)

My ds has decided this week that, not only must he sleep in his pants and socks - or he will have a bad dream - but also, in the morning, there is no need to remove the bottom layer of underwear - you just put a nice clean pair over the top!

Interesting argument this morning about how if he didn't take them off to shower he would have a wet bottom and feet all day. His answer? Showering in the morning is a waste of time (actually anything he doesn't like is usually described as a waste of time).

I did of course have to point out that if you sleep in your pants and socks, showering in the morning is not so much a waste of time as an absolute necessity. He was wholeheartedly unimpressed - and boy did we know it!

Dirty little urchin!

ds (after being given a slice of banana cake for snack as a treat for doing really good work with the portage teacher this morning) wandered into the kitchen while she and I were planning and returned with a huge lump of cake, which he proceeded to stuff as much as poss in before I got to him! and, it turns out, had cut with huge sharp knife he had reached down... argh!

child minder mentioned he didn't eat much lunch today.... wonder why!

DS a little young, but my nephew Harvey who has a birthday in October thought the whole school was celebrating his birthday with a "Harvey festival". His younger brother proudly announced that this was not the case, it was the "Harvest vegetable" Love 'em :)

my little DS had a problem with soiling till he was 8 but when he was 3 we were doing playdough it was a hot day and decided we would put a plastic sheet on the grass and play outside my eldest was in the playroom DS went inside to see him and came out seconds later while my DD and i were still playing with playdough he was walking around with some of the playdough and suddenly said mummy and passed me what i thought was playdough it was a big poo thanks son lol