funny things they say

[baileyandtinks]

my DS used to be in his pushchair and count cars , he could only count to two at the time so used to keep repeating one car, of course this used to make people passing by tut and exclain how terrible a child would say such a ting as it sounds rather like a rude word lol i couldnt be bothered to kepp explaining he was counting in the end, made me chuckle though anyone else got any funny ones

My DS1 used to say exactly the same - pointing at cars out of the window. It used to get embarrassing if the windows were open and we were at traffic lights/stuck in traffic!

dd1 sings 'willy Wanker, willy wanker' instead of Willy Wonker .

Yesterday she came home and said 'x was away today because she has wood lice' .

rofl now that really made me

wood lice ! PMSL,

Wood lice

DS today: I spit at people because I want to taste them but I'm not allowed to bite them anymore.

I'm a bit at why he wants to taste people but there you go!

Lol. DH told DS1 that men can't get pregnant. So DS1 assumed that meant all women were pregnant and asked MIL when her baby was due. MIL told him she wasn't pregnant, just fat. DS1 has since been asking random strangers "have you got a baby in your tummy or are you just fat?"

DS saw an bit of an episode of cathrine tate as DS2 whos a teenager watches it, he just saw the part with the ginger refuge now he makes comments to every ginger haired person he meets

husband should NOT have commented that DD's new teacher "must like donuts"....older DD should NOT have commented - "you mean she's fat?"

I don't need to tell you how it ended

The lady we saw at CAMHS asked me if Dd3 would be likely to make inappropriate comments on the bus.

I said " Oh god, I wouldn't dare take her on a bus" LOL.

She also sings "willy wanker" instead of wonker, Dd2[15] alwasy looks mortified.

When ds was younger we went to feed the ducks and he said "look at that moron!"
It was of course a moorhen