Dc's comments and observations of the day!

[TheArsenicCupCake]

" mum.. What's that make up that makes the girls look like tic tacs?"

" grandma x ( paternal) is a really ungrateful person"

'what's inside wee?' (has moved on slightly from poo)

'I want to break and snap dd in half' (grrrrrreat!)

'First we see one doctor and he do this to ds' ears, then we see another doctor and it goes 'bzzzzzzzzzzz' and then we see another doctor again and do singing'. (ENT: doctor told him to say 'ahhhhhhh')

"Up down up down up down, ahhh oop. Falling over is not part of the exercise."

"Well I shall not go to school tomorrow. Because school is SILLY and if school is silly then our pet cat M will just be our pet cat M."

"What do 'don't know the answer' mean?"

Awwww :)

urm starting... What was the doctor doing to being going "bzzzzzzzzz" ? :o

does he 'want to break and snap dd in half' to find out what's inside?

'WHy is that a boy (in book) boys don't have curls, not in my reception or nursery or the world'

I hurt my rectangle (she meant elbow)

I spin until I fall down and now I am dozy.

Your boob-boobs are all floppy. Mine aren;t floppy, they are pointy, see!

if i push here (bellybutton) does the poo come out?

It was a hearing test. He had to wear headphones and listen to wierd sounds.

Sadly I think he really does mean hurting dd, but I don't think he actually wants to, I think it is because he likes to get our reaction when he says it.

A way of starting a conversation

LOL. Love yours Ily

'am I allowed to talk at home' after first morning at school today.
I think he might have treated them to his usual non-stop commentry thingy.

These are making me smile!

Starting.. All makes sense now! Lol I was wondering if you'd taken him to get a tattoo ! :)

'How long is 10 minutes?'

Is it wrong that, when asked "Why shouldn't you spill a glass of water on the cabinet next to the bed?" I couldn't help but reply "Because you don't want to sleep in the damp patch"

Ds1 asks almost that exact question for 5 minutes DayshiftDoris. I tell him it is 300 seconds, then remind him how long a second is.

Will they need to chop my head off to get the bead out of my nose?

Next time I will put the bead in my ear, not my nose, it hurts in my nose.

Bullet
Unfortunately that would probably send him on a LONG conversation about why 10 mins is 600seconds?

I usually say 'from the beginning of timothy Goes to School to the adverts'

Apparently thats 'FOREVER!'

'Not kiss Brandad, just cuddle. He's got lips on his face!'

'Right, shall we do a wee wee in lots of toilets?'

and

'bib bib bib bib, the next station is Bonk'

and

me: 'ds, what flavour is your lollipop? Is it strawberry?'

ds: 'no'

me: 'Is it lemon?'

ds: 'no'

me: 'okay, so what does it taste like?'

ds: 'It tastes like a lollipop!'

Dd3 said " Can't you feel my foot hurting then?"

After I explained that I couldn't feel her back hurting!!

DS: 'DD, stop that crying and jump into bed'

DD: 'Okay DS!'

Then silence.

I had to go upstairs to check he hadn't actually killed her!