Ugh! Dreadful children

[houseworkismyhobby]

I have come here to request that you keep your dreadful children under control at all times.

Poor, poor Tarquin had an absolutely ghastly experience yesterday when some feral child attacked him for absolutely no reason. And his simply frightful mother insisted on blaming it the "fact" that her monstrous offspring was artistic! Which I really don't see what it has to do with anything. With that kind of behaviour you can be as talented as you like but you still won't get a full scholarship, unlike Tarky-warky-kins.

Frakly, I can't believe that these people are allowed out in public in this day and age. Surely there's some kind of cage we can lock them in?

Outrageous indeed, don't you think Leonie??

LOL! :)

I read some of the stuff on MN about little Tarquins and Aramintas who's yummys mummys complain that their child is only 'average' in something or other.

I'd give my right arm for 'average' now and again!

Though I'm not brave enought to say to them 'what the f**k have you got to complain about?'

One day I might though......

Ooh, Araminta! Do you think I can persuade my pg mate to call her kid that? Nn of Derek at the mo

Who wants 'average' - isn't another term for that 'mean'?

I'm quite new to mumsnet, but it's dawning on me that people are quite different on the different types of threads.

KATTT, you'll be wanting to read this thread first

My friend helps out in my ds's who has ASD and apparently the teacher stood him up in front of the class and told them "I wish you were all a bit more like Ds" because he was doing what he was told to do and not messing about like the rest of the NT class and had completed his work....

missing word is class

haha-thats funny

I hope you read it in the faux-posh high-pitched way I heard it in when I wrote it. With all the piggy squeals on words like feral and frightful!!!!

just read post on another part of mumsnet which made me laugh as it was a bit like this -had a shocking time in the dreadful snow. Got my bugaboo wheels stuck on the way to Selfridges to buy a new designer outfit in my 4x4.
I wanted to post "Are you for real or a piss taking SN Kids mumsnetter"

dear god - they really do have it hard don't they?

I dunno - bugaboo wheels stuck in the snow.... I feel for them, I really really don't don't.

LOL - waiting you should've linked to here, housework and the other poster would be bestest mates in no time!!

I often wish I could meet these people in real life when I'm not in a professional situation, just so I can point out a few home truths. I've done it in the pub a few times - stories of cleaning up smeared poo and bite marks on your boobs will do that - but would love to "gotcha" a real yummy mummy one day

do it do it!!!!

I'm very lucky, waiting, I don't know any. I shall lurk at the school gate when my time comes and make myself thoroughly unpopular by befriending the mummy of the nice little boy with DS, and the charming girl with the neatly lined up books... mwah ha ha ha ha