Another silly thread. What professionals would say if questioned under the influence of truth drug....

[StarkAndWitchesWillFindYou]

Sorry, I have no idea what visual timetables are for but it is the only thing I know how to do - autism advisory teacher

We set your IEP in secret because otherwise we might have to do something to raise our expectations of him - SENCo

I know your ds has autism but I can't diagnose because there are no resources to refer you to so come back in 6 months and we'll try again - paed.

EP - I'm ringing you now for no other reason than to ask you if you have your boiler fixed since I last visited and you kindly offered to put the oven on for me. The purpose being if not, I will aim to have a child protection visit for you 2 days before your tribunal appeal deadline to hopefully stress you out too much to submit it.

SNHV: - when I say our intervention is a mixure of the best bits of everything, what I mean is the cheapest bits of everything. That is, better for our budgets.

i have finally read this child's dx report! it was useful in that i have picked up on every single problem identified only to minimised all of these in my report.

of course i know your child better than you do!

why should i bother listening to professionals' opinions i'm a teacher i know everything!