Was walking back from school and the air was full of smoke coming from the nearby allotments.
DS (4.10, asd) says "it smoke here"
Me: "Yes. Look there is a fire and smoke on the allotment"
DS: "but why?"
Me: "they are burning leaves and wooden sticks"
DS: (with a serious face) "NO! burning sausages!"
...maybe it's because i always smoke the kitchen out each time we have sausages!!! 