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Something for the sleep deprived to smile at!

24 replies

Flamesparrow · 03/02/2007 19:39

Stolen from another forum ( - there are other forums)

~Controlled Crying~

OK, here's my situation.

My Mummy has had me for almost 7 months. The first few months were great-- I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, day or night.

Then something happened?.

Over the last few weeks, she has been trying to STTN (sleep thru the night). At first, I thought it was just a phase, but it is only getting worse. I've talked to other babies, and it seems like it's pretty common after Mummies have had us for around 6 months. Here's the thing: these Mummies don't really need to sleep. It's just a habit. Many of them have had some 30 years to sleep--they just don't need it anymore.

So I am implementing a plan.

I call it the Crybaby Shuffle.

It goes like this:

Night 1-- every 3 hours until you get fed. I know, it's hard. It's hard to see your Mummy upset over your crying. Just keep reminding yourself, it's for her own good.
Night 2-- every 2 hours until you get fed.
Night 3--every hour. Most Mummies will start to respond more quickly after about 3 nights. Some Mummies are more alert, and may resist the change longer. These Mummies may stand in your doorway for hours, shhhh-ing. Don't give in. I cannot stress this enough: CONSISTENCY IS KEY!!

If you let her STTN (sleep through the night), just once, she will expect it every night. I KNOW IT'S HARD! But she really does not need the sleep, she is just resisting the change.

If you have an especially alert Mummy, you can stop crying for about 10 minutes, just long enough for her to go back to bed and start to fall asleep. Then again. It WILL eventually work.

My Mummy once stayed awake for 10 hours straight, so I know she can do it. Last night, I cried every hour. You just have to decide to stick to it and just go for it.

BE CONSISTENT! I cried for any reason I could come up with. My sleep sack tickled my foot. I felt a wrinkle under the sheet. My mobile made a shadow on the wall. I burped, and it tasted like pears. I hadn't eaten pears since lunch, what's up with that? The said "meow". I should know. My Mummy reminds me of this about 20 times a day. LOL. Once I cried just because I liked how it sounded when it echoed on the monitor in the other room. Too hot, too cold, just right--doesn't matter! Keep crying!! It took awhile, but it worked. She fed me at 4am. Tomorrow night, my goal is 3:30am. You need to slowly shorten the interval between feedings in order to reset your Mummies' internal clocks.

P.S. Don't let those rubber things fool you, no matter how long you suck on them, no milk will come out. Trust me

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funnypeculiar · 03/02/2007 19:41

Grin Grin

TheArmadillo · 03/02/2007 19:44

so that's what ds was thinking

CorrieDale · 03/02/2007 19:48

That is absolutely brilliant. DH and I are ROFL

gingerninja · 04/02/2007 10:46

brilliant. My DD definately subscribes to this approach

dcb · 04/02/2007 19:25

thankyou......

themildmanneredjanitor · 04/02/2007 19:30

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saralou100 · 04/02/2007 19:40

please... no-one tell ds2 of this plan to rule the night time!!

absolute genius whoever wrote that!!

burstingbug · 04/02/2007 19:46

PMSL
I think I have that book TMMJ, not read it yet. DS1 is almost 2 and DS2 is almost 6mths! I've had the book before DS1 was born

themildmanneredjanitor · 04/02/2007 19:58

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hunkermunker · 04/02/2007 20:00

Hmm, is DS2 posting on another forum?

ROFL! But also [sob]

burstingbug · 04/02/2007 20:00

I need to find it first ! Been trying to read Jules Olivers book since summer 2005!!!!!

tribpot · 04/02/2007 20:00

Oh brilliant! THEY ARE ON TO US!!

themildmanneredjanitor · 04/02/2007 20:04

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DetentionGrrrl · 05/02/2007 07:33

that made me laugh out loud, despite my yawning!

lorie · 06/02/2007 13:06

fab! Thank you

dcb · 15/02/2007 16:41

just wanted to bump this as it really made me laugh and i want my friends to read it too.

deaconblue · 16/02/2007 14:29

LOL. We mummies should unite and not let the b8stards grind us down

deaconblue · 16/02/2007 14:29

Just looked in the mirror, I look totally ground down

Scootergirl · 16/02/2007 14:36

The babies are secretly in the pay of those cosmetic companies who make "radiance" products and the like...
Little buggers

PinkTulips · 16/02/2007 17:03

snort...... that could be ds alright.... little bugger!

purplemommydishwasher · 16/02/2007 17:08

I'm CRYING with laughter!!
BRILLIANT!!!!!

tortoiseSHELL · 16/02/2007 17:12

lol!
The Rowan Candappa (sp) book is great - very funny!

EllieHsMum · 16/02/2007 17:13

my dd has been speaking with the baby that wrote this

dressedupnowheretogo · 16/02/2007 23:46

that is fab im gonna save that

its true as well

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