Waving children

[DutchOma]

They're back, shock horror. When will they go again?

Those waving children drive me mad, especially the little girl who wants to cook. Her face is so shiny it distracts me from what I'm trying to read.

It drove us all mad, which is why MN Towers announced with a flourish that they were going, going, gone. Nobody said that they would be back within the month.

I suppose it pays the bills?

Hi all, I'll find out for you (might not be until the rest of the team are back in the office tomorrow though) - sorry they're such a distraction.

why don't they use kiddies in wheelchairs, less chance of them jumping up and down and they do make up a large part of the audience(and stay with them longer than nt ones)

(dd is 14)

That girl is exceptionally annoying.

Yes - please, please get rid of them. This one is even more annoying than the other ones.

I'd rather have the waving children than Myleeeeeeeen's gurning face

ooh I've just had a waving child for the very first time. I was beginning to feel excluded.

I think she is very lovely, but that she has delighted me enough already.

It does annoy me that her beautifully ringletted hair is abruptly forward of one shoulder in just one of the images, then behind again.

I'd be ever so grateful if someone would CAT me when the waving girl has gone and then I'll come back to Mumsnet. I just can't be doing with being irritated to feck every time I click on Active convos. Don't mind how long it takes ...

tia

Yes. Enough now. Enough of the waving girls and Myleen please mnhq.

Who remembers that bloke in a hole having a wank?

That was a good ad. Can we swap child on additives high (no one waves that fast, it is unnatural) for wanking man please. I can't remember what he was trying to sell but I'll promise to click on his link (fnar) if you bring him back.

If you could get the wanking man to eat the additives you could click on his hyperlink.

guffaw

He was quite hard to find iirc. Not everyone saw him. I remember feeling quite special when he first popped up on my screen. What was he trying to flog?

When I read the title of this post I thought it said "waxing children". Which I thought was a bit much, actually.

hah, have just posted on another thread that i am off until she's gone. it's unbearable and it makes me think dark and violent thoughts.

I was flashed by him too. Can't remember the product. I have a feeling it was something to do with banking (ruly, ( do) but that might just be some kind of weird punning thing in my brain.

Do you think the girl's mum hissed before one of the takes 'Get that bloody ringlet in shot it took bloody ages'?

The girl's mother is sat underneath the table periodically zapping her with a cattle prod.

"smile, smile and wave now, come on come on come, wave goddamn you, quickly now FASTER FASTER FASTER"

Look closely, that's a smile of joy on her lips but pure unbridled terror in her eyes.