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Please can we have a section for parents of Indigo and Chrystal children?

101 replies

EccentricaGallumbits · 09/06/2009 19:19

So others can't take the piss feel unspeakable envy when they realise our children are higher beings?

after all there is a horesey bit and a chickeny bit and even a place for pramfreaks.

This is important and could save the world.

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JonAndHate · 09/06/2009 21:56

I think this is really funny/interesting.

EccentricaGallumbits · 09/06/2009 22:29

No official response from MN towers yet?

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HelenMumsnet · 09/06/2009 22:38

Sorry, too busy rofling to respond...

LeninGrad · 09/06/2009 22:39

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QuintessentialShadow · 09/06/2009 22:50

I think my son could be an indigo child.

But, I think any parent posting at the Indigo topic might fare worse than a GT parent...

So, it would have to be hidden. You would have to apply to mn towers for a validation code, to gain an entry "pass".

HelenMumsnet · 09/06/2009 22:55

Yes, QS, but obviously we wouldn't email out the code - you'd have to ask your child to tune into MNHQ's cosmic vibrations and receive it telepathically...

QuintessentialShadow · 09/06/2009 22:57

I am sure he will tell me, as soon as you set it up.

Or indeed, he will tell me why you WONT!

psychomum5 · 09/06/2009 23:01

I have all the codes already, seeing as I am the prototype rainbow

oop, no, bugger.......I think all my codes were stored in my mole that they hacked off the other day.

I have lost my special powers, I am ordinary again, and my children are not yet phased into their special powers yet.

especially not the orange-tango'd DD1 who glows so brightly she is seen in outer space......the beam is putting off the meteorites heading our way with the mext generation of minerals to invade the planet.

MollieO · 09/06/2009 23:09

Wish I had an indigo child. It would save a lot of arguing, particularly at bedtime. I could just send telepathic thought waves that he is not getting another story and it's time to go to sleep now.

QuintessentialShadow · 09/06/2009 23:12

In fact, you could think them a story. From another room. Or town. Or from the pub.....

Actually, they could think about breakfast, and it materializes....

And you'd shout "Fitzroy! Lay off the icecream and marshmallows for breakfast!"

psychomum5 · 09/06/2009 23:14

"Actually, they could think about breakfast, and it materializes....

And you'd shout "Fitzroy! Lay off the icecream and marshmallows for breakfast!"

HelenMumsnet · 09/06/2009 23:14

Acutally, MollieO, you'd just say "Bedtime" and then in-dey'd-go

QuintessentialShadow · 09/06/2009 23:15

Sleep.

thats it.

psychomum5 · 09/06/2009 23:16

I can;t snap my fingers tho.......how will I manage mine??

Flibbertyjibbet · 09/06/2009 23:17

I tried to read that link but after one screen's worth I found myself losing the will to live.
Interesting that the author makes such note of the fantastic eyes of these children yet the top picture is of a child with her eyes closed.

QuintessentialShadow · 09/06/2009 23:17

You can click your tongue. That also works quite well. (Unless you are in the middle of eating)

MollieO · 09/06/2009 23:18

Good point HelenMN. I wonder if you can train a child to be indigo?

LaurieFairyCake · 09/06/2009 23:18

oh god, reading that article about crystal children - a little bit of wee escaped

this thread is fucking hilarious, those people are looooooooooooons.

MollieO · 09/06/2009 23:20

What's with the clicking? I can click my tongue and my fingers. Does that mean complete control is within my grasp?

Am tempted to wake ds up to tell him, but he'd already know - wouldn't he?

psychomum5 · 09/06/2009 23:22

clicking I can do

good point to not try it tho when eating.....I am sure choking and clicking won;t get quite the desired response. I might tap into the crystals instead of the indigo's, and what a mess that might be!!

QuintessentialShadow · 09/06/2009 23:23

Actually, that would turn your child into Pinocchio.......

cheesesarnie · 09/06/2009 23:24

'you'd just say "Bedtime" and then in-dey'd-go

' arf.

i cant click.this is why ds1 and 2 are so hard to handle.

mollie-no wake him just to make sure.

pingviner · 10/06/2009 14:19

D nephew must be a crystal child!

The Crystal Children have opalescent auras, with beautiful multi-colours in pastel hues. This generation also shows a fascination for crystals and rocks......

And I thought he was just eating gravel!
runs to tell SIL the good news

apostrophe · 10/06/2009 14:30

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Pixel · 12/06/2009 13:37

Well I only read the first bit of the link (couldn't manage any more!) but if anyone is interested my ds was born in 2000 which seems to be when the mystical children began to 'arrive'. Plus he was conceived during a break dh and I took so we could go and watch the eclipse. Spooky eh? (I don't remember being abducted by aliens but you never know).

And to top it all he lost all his speech and became autistic. Clearly it's because he is communicating by telepathy! Now the question is, do I divulge to the DLA people that he is an indigo/crystal child, or keep my mouth shut?

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