OK guys shall I p&%s on your parade?
What about the rise of the chav?
Yes the Beeb was once good but now it's all reality TV/big brother/strictly come dancing/celebrity chefs (I could go on but I don't really watch it!)
When was the last time you put money in a meter over here or even tried to find a car park?
have you researched house prices?
Yes it's cheap in Euros now but earn pounds and you'll soon realise it deserves the moniker 'Rip off Britain'
The whole place is busting at the seams and no one has queued for a bus in my neck of the woods for at least 10 years.
Our children are amongst the unhappiest in the world, or maybe we win that one?
They are also the most assessed and achieve the least at maths compared to similar countries (although that is dragged up from the back of my mind so might be out of date)
Some of the educations system is good, as are some of the hospitals and some of the universities some of it could give any third world country a run for it's money and access to some of it is dependent on money
By all accounts emmigration is at an all time high
If you're here you want to live in France!