If you (still) feel the need to discuss Moldies, please do it here so folks can hide this if they want to.

[LittleDonkeyCarrieMaryMumsnet]

Well hopefully the title says it all. There's been a suggestion, and we agree, that as we did with Baby P and the Mc Canns we just have one thread where anyone who feels they still have anything to add on this subject can post and those who'd rather move on can hide it away.

It feels strange to put this thread in site stuff as we are definitely not wanting to encourage further discussion of Moldies (we have presents to wrap too you know ) but we weren't sure where else to put it.

We will delete any new Moldies threads that are started, so please feel free to report them in case we miss any (what with wrapping the presents and all...)

And if you do want to carry on the discussion please remember that Mumsnet's here to make everyone's lives easier and not the reverse, and that Christmas is a time of goodwill to all mumsnetters past, present and future

Thanks,
MNHQ

15 posts a minute - all the lurkers come out to play now!

we have got all flirty because we have a man about the house.

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Waves to Aitch. Meet my friends, Dee and Kay.

you know that Pampers advert? It looks like the baby is being held by a red muppet. What it is supposed to be?

There are a few more wrinkles than there were in 1985 for sure. I'm not sure if foil suits will ever catch on, you Bowie-clones.

100x I'm very much looking forward to our manning the Mumsnet stand at Petrochemicals Fair, 2009. I left a message for you on the 10/10 veggers thread about what I was thinking of wearing - did you get it?

No morningpaper - but the idea of elmo eating a child whole seems slightly wrong.

What would it be ... "Cut me up and pickle me, Elmo"?

MrJustAbout, can we have your opinion on whether A Man should pee sitting down?

so are we going to give this a name so we can refer to it in past tense - like 'narinagate' but not 'moldiegate' it has to be more original than that.

do you remember......

I am 45. I chose face over arse.

LOL at peeing sitting down.

ahhh I went to the pampers website and the picture shows it is a woman's SCARF

it looked WRONG

VanessaParody - are you in disguise? is it a secret who you were before? Great name btw.

Also Wilfsell - did I know you as WilfSell or someone else?

Have tentatively mooted the idea of men sitting down but the menfolk looked aghast. I need signage, I think. The signs linked to on that thread were all in German

On one of the many moldie threads I did leave you a message I think, roughly saying I was planning a rubber suit, with fur trim - am sourcing most endangered animal to provide - and hopefully lots of ivory accessories.

Am looking forward to it too. We are going to be Petrochemical fluffers. [btw I know someone who went to miami art fair to be a fluffer. What is a fluffer? We MUST be the fluffiest fluffers yet seen in the Petrochemcial industry]

Only if one has a servant to warm the seat first. Fortunately, in my Trollopean guise, this presents a scant obstacle.

In real life, the GREAT thing about having a 3 year old is that you never have to admit a thing ...

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gosh - this is like being in a room full of drunk people shouting

Oh I'm not sure you ever 'knew' me JV but I have rowed with admired your wit from afar.

I've been Wilf for some while now.

All my knickers have a furry trim.