Can we have a Wanker's Corner?

[onebatmother]

Hello.

It's been noted in the past that there are some pretentious wankers amongst us who like to discuss some general subjects (eg.Porn, Religion) in a fairly, erm.. academic manner, and that this sometimes seems to intimidate and/or infuriate other posters.

There doesn't seem to be an easy solution to this problem: there's no doubt that people really do feel intimidated and that it might prevent them from posting on a subject that concerns them. It also must feel hijack-y at times.

At the same time, it's hard for the Wanker's to be told that they mustn't post anything that might intimidate.

Would it be possible to have a special place, with very hard chairs to keep us awake, that we may call our own?

my fantasy image of Wankers' Corner is much more like this

Good grief. Do all you wankers talk like this in real life or just save it up for mumsnet.

If it's the latter by all means have your own little corner, where you can do it to your hearts' content.

Be prepared for the odd snort of derision though.

Look, if a qualification for entry is either a silly hat or a beard then it's way too believerish for me. Same goes for the sensible shoes (MZ dons Newrocks for kicking wusses working class proles intruders out and crash helmet in case anyone decides a practical demonstration of bukkake is necessary).

BTW Onebat, is Butterflies of Chingford a REAL place or is it a kind of cultural symbolic code word for something I don't understand?!

it's a real place, ipanema. kind of. I do live near Chingford

I am beside myself with joy at both of the proposed images of Wankers' Corner. Beside myself. In the first of ipanemagirl's examples, the fourth from the left is me.

I need a shit in that picture.

madamez you know full well that a crash helmet will be useless in an MN bukkake situation.

Oh yes to Madamez as security consultant. I read on another thread that her wedge shoes make her over six foot. I imagine she will tower over the vast majority of wankers. You just know she's the type of girl to pick up the wanker (by the throat), turn him upside down and shake him so that every last coin drops into the Wankers' corner's coffers.

LOL @ Butterflies of Chingford.

No, I think Madamez should provide the entertainment.

Quint, could you be more specific? I agree with you, but I need details before I put it to the commitee.

I suggest the following:

Madamez organizes the Crhismas panto (Aladdin Name Only) in which Swedes, following her swimming regime, discovers that she can actually wear those principal boy short-shorts

She should also supply willing subjects into the darkest corners of the wankery, for those of us who needs a little help.

Swedes: not guilty on the wedge shoes front. That must have been someone else as it would take scaffolding to make me over 6ft.

But find a restaurant with a serving hatch for the inaugural meeting and I volunteer to host the first round of WHose Arse Is It Anyway.

Swedes: not guilty on the wedge shoes front. That must have been someone else as it would take scaffolding to make me over 6ft.

But find a restaurant with a serving hatch for the inaugural meeting and I volunteer to host the first round of WHose Arse Is It Anyway.

Apologies for lack of grooming but Butterflies in Chingford are sooo booked up. But agree, my shorts are looking hot

Madamez - Sorry.

The socks???

Why? Cos his ankle might catch a chill?

JeremyVile - I feel embarassed about exposing my ankles.

Oh my God! What were you thinking? cap sleeves?

I've called Joan and she's managed to fit you in as an emergency after-hours, for the usual back/crack/sac

Do you think my figure is an apple or a pear? I love the fact that I'm curvy; it makes the beard a lovely surprise.

Does anyone have any ideas as to how I can make my look a litte more urban and edgy?

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Ye-es, the beard was a lovely surprise!

But it's looking a bit tired. I think a handlebar moustache might bring your look bang up to date.

How far advanced are we, onanists? Any sign of them giving in?

(Oi, less of the atheist-bashing. And fucking spell it right if you're going to insult us!!)

The handlebar tache suits Little Lapin but I'm not sure I would get away with it? I'll ask Joan at Butterflies for her honest opinion. I don't want to look a twat on the school run.

I feel more comfortable (sic) with frottage.

UQD did you like the novel we've begun in your honour?

I am coming to terms with the tragic realization that we wankers will always be rootless.

Have you pulled it off yet Onebat?