Mumsnet new initiation rites

[mousiemousie]

number 1

wee in a nappy whilst sitting on your sofa
(honourary membership if you can wee in a nappy in public)

number 3

Kill 5 consecutive threads.

number 3
say something on a thread that you think is entirely non-contentious
e.g.
well breastfeeding is just a matter of personal choice, isn't it?
and get viciously stabbed with a thousand pitchforks and chased off mumsnet, bleeding profusely from the arse

number 4

train your dp, ds or self to rotate his/your penis like a helicopter

post picture of this on your profile

LOl

Start a thread saying "but you are so all unfriendly and don't answer genuine requests for help"

Use the clique word 3 times in one day

"Out" several trolls who later transpire to be well-established Mumsnetters who were hiding for privacy. No less than three will do.

explain that you need your 4x4 so that you look good when you pick up the kids and you do't care what anyoe else thinks.

explain that because you can't park your 4x4 you reserve the right to park in parent and child spots, regardless of whether all the disabled spaces are full and there is a queue of badgeholders in front of you.

habitually refer to your children in RL as DD or DS, as if you've forgotten their names.

Run twice around the park SHOWING your norks and fanjo..get photographic evidence.. and don't get arrested. Arrest will result in non-entry into Mumsnet..

say PARP 5 times a day.

buy lemons and nice ham 3 times a week.

get the popcorn out every night, for when it all kicks off.

wonder if everyone you meet is a MNer.

Weave a sack of lentils into a beautiful eco-friendly 4 bedroom house with a double garage. And DON'T post again until you have!

Help out someone in need who you have never met?

Sorry - got serious for a moment there

Only dress newborn babies in nice cardigans

by the way you know to be a lentil weaver do you have to be vegetarian?

no just able to weave lentils