stuff about other pepoels kids you dont care about

[FluffyMummy123]

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Don't get how teeth can be viewed as a competition. Minimum input required, really

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Nip! Just wanted to say congratulations!

Cod, am intrigued. Where do the pheasants come in (must have missed something)

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Please do. Await with anticipation

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Thanks Round the Bend...

Grumpy... dont get me started - every bloody day there is something else..over the months... is sitting up, is crawling, * is on solids... and then "Oh havent you done that yet, we did it 2 weeks ago"

Woo f**kin Hoo

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snort...curmudgeons, the lot of you

The views of their parents on what is interesting or not.

If they are a moggle.

ROFL at the pheasant thread

Thanks for the link, Cod.

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hahah particularly car parking spaces and eating issues
People get so so so passionate

Love the pheasant thread - I am crying with laughter - custardo and the rubber chicken set me off

reading levels. what about some proust then?

the really hilarious cute things your children say which are only funny to their devoted parents (like 'mummy when you were in the olden days...' every child says that)

Mine of course are genuinely witty and amusing

how bright they are, G & T.

i will have a large G & T

I always sound interested because I'm polite but really I'm not interested at all as I'm sure they're not in mine.

Then don't read the threads and don't bother posting, you miserable bunch.

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