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I've just had the what to expect when your child's 2.6 email...

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hunkermunster · 02/10/2006 09:39

Very negative, isn't it?

What about the fun bits?

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HuwEdwards · 02/10/2006 09:42

is it?

I've always found them really upbeat and v.funny - can you paste it in?

hunkermunster · 02/10/2006 09:44

Your child at two-and-a-half

Two and a half is a distinctive age for one reason - it can be the age of negativism. While this sounds deeply unattractive, it is usually over by three and arguably its more unpleasant for your bewildered child than it is for you.


How he behaves: Negatively. He may have shown signs of resistance and stroppiness before the age of two, but at two and a half, he develops an attitude with a vengeance. He likes to follow his rituals and do things his way and is furious if you interrupt him. Sometimes he doesn't know what he wants to do but knows it isn't anything you've got on offer, even, incredibly, the park or an ice cream. It's hard to make him happy although funnily enough there is a sense of humour lurking - due to emerge closer to three.

You can feel that you are in a permanent state of war with your little two and a half year old, while he is trying to decide how to live his life (somewhat prematurely as it turns out) you are trying to fathom out just what on earth his problem is.

The trick is to be completely saintly yourself. Poor love, he doesn't like making himself or you unhappy. He's not really a manipulative, selfish little beast. Set aside enough time for him to try to dress himself, feed himself and bath himself without urging him to get a move on. My dad always told me that if I got into a confrontation with my children - I'd already lost the battle. Pick your fights, otherwise you'll be scrapping all day.

Now is the time for bedtime rituals before bed, he may like to have a teddy in bed, to have his light on or nursery rhyme tape playing. But this is also the time when he decides he'd rather be downstairs thank you very much, although when he's down there he'll be sobbing with tiredness and making everyone else unhappy. Restlessness at night is common and may be due to him being anxious about saying good night to you and you leaving him. This is partly to do with his growing realisation that he is a separate person, which you can imagine is a pretty heavy concept to get to grips with.

He will help to put things away because he's keen to behave like an adult (not realising that adults hate putting things away and would rather pay for someone else to do it).


How he thinks: He can understand a bit more about cause and effect, so begins to understand that if he grabs that knife he may cut his fingers off. He is keen to name things and compare them, being able to say, not always correctly but with a sense of injustice that Johnny has a bigger biscuit than he does.

He can understand simple time concepts, like "we will go the park after we've had lunch" but still make a fuss because he'd prefer it the other way round.

What he likes to play: He can complete one of those great wooden puzzles of 3 or 4 pieces (the only ones I can do) and sorts objects by shape and colour. He can understand the difference between make believe and reality and will play make believe games with his toys and animals.

His physical achievements: He can make a tower of 8 bricks (although not always under pressure) and when he draws he will now make horizontal and vertical lines. He can jump and hop.

He may ask to go to the toilet and be dry during the day although this is variable.


How he speaks: He can join together bits of sentences, using a subject, verb and object. He will refer to himself as "I" and know his full name, even if you've given him a ludicrous one that other children will laugh at.

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expatinscotland · 02/10/2006 09:45

Those things are bollocks.

Put them straight in the Delete folder.

colditz · 02/10/2006 09:46

I know. Nowhere does it say

"Your child may roll little balls of plydoh around on the table, playing Higgleytown Heroes with them"

or

"If you tell him that if he doesn't put pants on to go outside the birds will peck his winky off, he will still be cupping his crotch and looking suspiciously at trees a full year later"

or

"Your child may express excitement in a physical way such as literally jumping up and down when you say 'park'"

"He believes you are God"

Joolstoo · 02/10/2006 09:48

you may as well read his horoscope - I'm with expat!

HuwEdwards · 02/10/2006 09:49

god yes, it is a bit isn't it? MN obv had a humour-bypass when they wrote that one.

hunkermunster · 02/10/2006 09:50

To clarify - it's the one from Mumsnet and I do usually like them - the ones I've had till now have been, as HE said, upbeat and funny.

This one made me sad.

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Pruhoohooohoooooni · 02/10/2006 09:54

colditz did you really tell your wee boy that?
I didn't think it was that downbeat but then I have had a blooody hard summer alone with a semi-screwed-up ds so don't have much perspective

colditz · 02/10/2006 09:59

and he believed me utterly

same as when I told him there were crocadiles in drain holes

But in my defense he was and still is an incredibly fiddley child, who stuck his fingers everywhere, and I was scared of him getting stuck.

The bird thing was Very Wrong though

Xena · 02/10/2006 10:15

2.6 is one of my favorite ages!!... although alot of that email rings true
House of Xena 2am this morning I WANT TO SLEEP IN YOUR BED no you don't you want to sit in my bed poke me in the eye, sit on my head and talk to me, like you've been doing for the last 2 hours!!
8.45am on route to school I DON'T WANT TO SIT IN THE PUSHCHAIR, I DON'T WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND, DON'T HOLD MY REINS ARGHHHHH ARGHHHH

Piffle · 02/10/2006 10:33

Well that email applied to neither of my children.
My dd learned to make a kissing noise at 2.5, and used it lavishly but only to me. She learned to finally talk, after being totally non verbal.
Her molars finished coming through so we all slept again.
In short it was a blissful time

lazycow · 02/10/2006 10:54

Which bits did you find depressing hunker?

I actually like the stroppy 'no' phase as I admire the aim for independence. Wearing as it is (and it can be VERY wearing) I like it a lot - so much better than all that tedious cying and feeding when ds was a small baby - (I know I know shoot me I just don't like the baby stage)

The text doesn't make me feel depressed it just reminds me that ds isn't being difficult deliberately (he has definitely hit this stage big time though he is only just 2 so I may have more of it to come) but just making his claim for being independent and starting the road to being a child rather than being a baby.

I agree it could have done with a little bit more about the amazingly wonderful things they do too but tbh they don't call it the terrible twos for absolutely no reason.

EnidMyers · 02/10/2006 10:54

oh yes it is very negative

and untrue in my case

JustineMumsnet · 02/10/2006 12:39

Right, I'm cancelling the Christmas topic now .

MellowMonsta · 02/10/2006 13:08

Hmm have to say its mostly true in my ds case. He is 2.5 months, depressing but true.

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