How to report a mod?

[springysofa]

If I reported the mod's post, the mod would get it. HOw do I circumvent that please?

Although I sent a text yesterday, saying we'd be somewhere at one-ish. Except it actually said one-Ishmael

Oh, yes, the iPad key boards, of course always agree with the deluded

Smegs, it's an old-temstament keyboard, yours

Whereas I just cannot type....

I know, bloody iPad, whenever I want to make some reasoned comment on a relationship in trouble or whether or not a poster can possibly get a dog given she works 5 mins a day on a cup cake farm, I find myself emailing the Lib Dem whips!

Can anyone help with this glitch ?

See, I don't even have the iPad excuse...

Why on earth are the Lib Dem whips on your address list in the first place, Spero? That's where you go wrong

I am procrastination now as getting out of bed means either peeling potatoes or taking dogs out, either option having the allure of campaigning in Yardley for a certain dashing politician.

No really it's true !

The keyboard has gone funny. I have announced on my ComputerCrisis thread that ... "all my dicks are clean, new and unscrtched and are deffo not returned unwanted xmas pressies that got repackaged and resold"

And I wasn't even drunk then !

Plus last night I couldn't find my glasses cos they were hiding.

On my head.

Spero

Sorry Carpe, I did have a spreadsheet explaining all your computer woes, I suspect Social Workers got in and have been chewing on the cables, but I accidentally while pissed spilled mulled wine on it last night and it's gone all blurry.

I think the lib Dems might pay good money for it as their next manifesto.

Ok, can't delay potatoes any more as people are Coming For Lunch, curse them.

GESTAPO COMPUTER KILLING SS!

It's TRUE!

I feel sick. Must have been the snacks at the bar. Bet they were off.

Either that, or the last glass of was... poisoned

It's all a conspiracy

Oh god it's worse than I thpught !

I did think the men in suits who kept eyeing up Crack Italian Lawyer who was looking annoyingly perky and pretty (with haggard me being the perfect foil) has a suspious air about them.

Threads like this make my head hurt because I never know what's going on.

::pulls covers back over head::

Where is the alleged thread where JunstineMnHq announced Hemming is suspended for one week ?

I can't find it.

Exists... or is mirage!

Here, Carpe:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1945859-John-Hemming-MP?msgid=43829849

Zombie

Thanks zombie! And merry Christmas.

I walked the dog, it was shit. We gave up, came home and played with the laser pointer for an hour instead

Did you or HullyPup chase the pretty light, Honey?

I take it your DS's school trip was a success?

He had a whale of a time, and Hully very graciously survived the school trip

Phew.
I am genuinely glad to hear that.

I was briefly worried after I posted my last post 'what if something dreadful had happened and I have not heard about it and I now made some inappropriate flippant remark and Honey will rent her clothes and tear her hair out and Christmas will be spoilt for all...?'

Merry Christmas!

Oh and Hully chases the light. Sometimes a little too keenly. I have a dog shaped dent in the fridge.

Poor fridge

I have a fridge so full that it now can no longer be opened. Which means we will never actually eat any of the food. This might be a problem...

Yes, I've just had to ram in the turkey. Although I have made a slight reduction by trial running my ice cream reindeer and then snarfing it without being caught by any juvenile household members.

ice cream raindeer ?

Ohhh!