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I need a fumming emoticon

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3birthdaybunnies · 17/09/2013 22:23

Please!

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GoofyIsACow · 18/09/2013 11:11

Or there is the grandma on the DM forum who is fumming after a fake croc ebay related drama... Bit extreme Shock

3birthdaybunnies · 18/09/2013 11:18

Maybe someone should link to the other thread before we are deleted to clarify my request fumming with phone which won't do link!!!

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GoofyIsACow · 18/09/2013 11:20

'Fumming with phone' ShockShock

FatPenguin · 18/09/2013 11:23

SS
Angry

3birthdaybunnies · 18/09/2013 11:25

Done no cleaning and now got to collect ds from nursery. Must avoid all the kim and aggies on good housekeeping, they would be fumming at my wasted morning!

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FruOla · 18/09/2013 11:28

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Angry

ErrolTheDragon · 18/09/2013 11:34

Actually, the second definition in the Urban dictionary is almost perfect for MN - I'll C&P to spare delicate types the first:

The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.

Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.

We're online fummers, aren't we?

WaspInTheHouse · 18/09/2013 11:43

I like to think I bludge more than fum really.

ErrolTheDragon · 18/09/2013 11:53

Yes, but if you call someone a bludger they'll think you mean they like hitting small flying objects.

WaspInTheHouse · 18/09/2013 11:56

Curse Harry Potter!

Tee2072 · 18/09/2013 11:58

I do not want a fumming emoticon based on the first Urban Dictionary definition.

Just for the record.

CatAmongThePigeons · 18/09/2013 12:04

I didn't think the GHers would be the sorts to fumm, surely it's too messy. Confused

Only the first urban dictionary definition counts in my mind

Dobbiesmum · 18/09/2013 12:05

Every days a school day on here...
I need to wipe my Internet history before the DC's get home from school, DS tends to use the history to find pages he's been looking at. There is no way he needs to know what fumming is at the age of 12!!

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 18/09/2013 12:30

Why was the fumming thread pulled? I had it on watch for my lunch break treat today.

Now I am fumming! Angry

GoofyIsACow · 18/09/2013 12:32

It hasnt been pulled unexpected

3birthdaybunnies · 18/09/2013 12:45

Still there, but we were told to be a bit nicer and now back to the original topic of re in school. Fumm no more.

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UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 18/09/2013 13:34

Will have to search after work, I've obviously not got it on watch.

Looking forward to fun with fumming Smile

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