MotherSuperiorHelenMumsnet?

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

MotherSuperiorHelenMumsnet - Sorry, have I missed something? When did that happen?

Has MN turned into a Cult* without me noticing or have you all had to take your orders of never logging into another site ever and being brides of Mumsnet?

I am guessing I've just missed something, but without Advanced Search working, I'm having to ask direct.

• To be fair, it already has some of the markings of being a cult, just without the flowing robes, strange men sitting in lotus position mainsplaining life and the promise of greatness depending on how much money you donate.

Mansplaining, not mainsplaining.

Can't even blame autocorrect for that one.

Sorry. Got diverted by the Nuns thread at the weekend and didn't change my name back.

Ahaaa.

I'd keep it.

Suits you .

@KeemaNaanAndCurryOn

Ahaaa.

I'd keep it.

Suits you .

Hmm. Not quite sure how to take that...

Take it as a compliment of course. Think Sound of Music...

"Climb every mountain, ban every troll..."

that kind of thing.

Is there a coup d'etat in the offing?

Ooh yes. But if Helen is Mother Superior, who's Maria? Olivia?

how do you solve a problem like Oliviaaaaaaaa,

well it kind of scans, but sounds a bit mean.

Ha!

Doh a dear-god, another troll
Ray, a drop of throwing buns
Me, a name sock-puppets call themselves

Time on my hands + sound of music.

This could have promise.

Mumsnet on biscuits and childcare and kittens
Bright women talking and debating mittens
Twigs and pebbly shit tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream coloured mum boots and crisp apple streudels
Face creams and haircuts and dresses and poodles
Costume designs for my son who's a king
These are a few of my favorite things

When the troll strikes
When the site crashed
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Rebecca, I am HOWLING with laughter here. Utter genius .

BRILLIANT!

Brilliant Rebecca. I didn't jut sing that out loud to make sure it all fits correctly

But are any of them on the run?

Excellent... now who will sing it and create a photo montage to fit with it so that it can become the next YouTube sensation?

Fantastic Rebecca!

I seem to remember you telling me you only sing when drunk....

Have you lot broken the gin out early?

I totally sung that to make sure it worked, Rebecca.

Brilliant.

Very good!!

It's not in keeping with the theme but I like a little bit of

It's their website and they'll delete what they want to
Delete what they want to
Delete what they waaant tooo
You would delete tooo if it happened to yooou

Forgive me mumsnet, for I have sinned.

I have never seen The Sound of Music.