I'm at the beginning of a loose end.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Not a rugby player. Obvis.

But an actual time of thumbtwidderly.

So I thought I'd offer to coordinate the Christmas appael.

I already have spreadshits in place.

And everying in my life runs smoothly and serenely. So I'm a shoo-in.

You're welcome.

Lovely offer m'dear but I think you'll find that MNHQ will want to keep it in-house as it's Too Much for one person, plus all the yadda yadda about having people's details

I know where you live.

not sinister at all

Please can you come and do me ironing

And all the un-festive fighting
Though it would be brilliant if you did Chaos. I would like to be entered by your twatphone and so get 17 presents in a row, please and thanks .

Arf at 17 presents

i soooooooo want the MN christmas appeal to be like the old stylee Blue Peter one

wtf are lesley judd and valerie singleton wearing

john noakes looks stunned but peter purvis...smouldering

why does she have no hands?

she looks like a prayer kneeler

Wtaj is a prayer kneeler?

uncomfortable square cushion found hanging on the pew in front. Made by the ladies of this parish. Lamb of God fashioned in cross stitch and looking like a Wookie etc.

If you need something to do, Chaos, you could come clean my house for me? It's a bit of a pit...

Mine too. Utter squalor.
C'mon Chaos. Be helpful.

Um.

Nope.

I don't do boats.

And you've only just moved in - should be pirssytine, you minging tweedle.

Ugh.

Still not unpacked
Working, innit? Beavering away, coal face, all the livelong day etc etc.

It would be a Good Deed to help me. Come dressed as Santa please.

What's a spreadshit? It doesn't sound very pleasant.

Dear MNHQ are you SURE you want Chaos organising this? Think of the, erm, chaos?

Spreadshit is my List Of Badness, Abs.

I have ~multitudinous~ spreadsheets for those wot are good and funnay.

I have a feeling that SueP might have the "horn" for a subservient Santa. pervacious

LeMar, I'll work if you don't sing.

Ooh, those little wibblescent things work.

Yay.

Do they work in title boxes, I wonder?

You didn't say no to me.

When shall I expect you?

Ah, okay. I thought it might be new slang

Someone loser at work has taken to calling them "spreadies". I may have pointed and laughed.