Well, MNHQ, I have a most excellent marketing ideay for you.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

You know how some shops used to reward their 10,000th customer with champagne and party poppers and a new bathroom suite (fir eg)¿

Well, you could do similar with the millionth (2millionith) member?

I was going to suggest reward the billionth messge posted, but the odds are probably skewed in my favour.

So, bunting and confetti and biscuits and gin, then?

Just think of the flurry of join-ups.

Oh, and a picture of J&C in the paper with the happyfaced winner.

Oh, and a picture of J&C in the paper with the happyfaced winner.

Oh, and a picture of J&C in the paper with the happyfaced winner.

Oh, and a picture of J&C in the paper with the happyfaced winner.

What would the prize be though? I vote for a chipped mug with the "In Cod We Trust" logo.

Oh, and a picture of J&C in the paper with the happyfaced winner.

But what if that poster is a troll?

Or... we all get gin and bunting and we're allowed to flame the millionth member?

I reckon there should be a picture of J&C in the paper with the happyfaced winner.

Or worse what if it's Bof returning with a stupid name after doing a flounce?

Greggs vouchers?

I like that idea DuperBof.

Do you know anyone artistic who could chip it properlike?

That would never happen, ThisIsNotHoneyDragon. The very thought!

I have a marketing idea. MNHQ buy chaos a new phone.

We could have a sadface 'before' shot too!

Do we need a millionth member though, really?

I think a packet of Jammy Dodgers and a real live mug, so long as the logo on it still looks like a cannabis leaf.

@blueslipper

I have a marketing idea. MNHQ buy chaos a new phone.

We could have a sadface 'before' shot too!

I would deffo put a few quid into the pot for a new phone for Chaos!

That's not going to help her speyling thow, is it? [wunk]

Rebecca MN: "I would deffo put a few quid into the pot for a new phone for Chaos!"

That's only because Tech moans every time you mention it to him and goes off and hits his head on the shed wall... If it keeps happening you'll have to put up reinforcement and that would probably be more expensive than a new phone for Chaos.