Please vote for your favourite Christmas name change - the winner gets a festive prize!

[HelenMumsnet]

We now have our Christmas name change of 2010 shortlist.

Well, we say shortlist - it's a bit long because, dammit, you're TOO GOOD at this!

You can check out the shortlist and then vote for your favourite name-change here.

We're going to announce the winner on Monday, so you only have today and the weekend to vote. Hurry, hurry!

whaaat ??

I didn't pick up on that !

you mean I was censored and prevented from winning 1st prize because of a sweary name ?

bah

MN Towers gimme my token back !

I voted.

Have to confess none made me think they were very clever so I decided I would vote on the basis of who I knew and liked.

She is the current winner .

I have voted for that god awful woman with her hen pecked husband, it's him my vote goes to, poor sod.

39 minutes since my last wee, alcoholic, loves butter, two days until my next wank.

Hello.

Yes, as we said before, some of the names were nominated and/or shortlisted last year - or in previous years.

And some are ones that their owners have used before - coldtits, for example. Admirable recycling, say we!

And yes, AnyFucker did come 2nd last year but, as she didn't claim the prize, we decided to include her on the shortlist again this year.

(And Justine's quip about yer name AnyFucker was nowt more than a quip, you know. JackBauer won fair and square...)

Right, stop blinkin' squabbling/moaning/bribing each other - and just vote!

Oh thanks - we can vote again - COOL

sulks and how come i never get picked sob merry bloody xmas !!

How comes I did't get a mention, what's a Christmas without a Fairy???? I was Fairygodmother which is when I mostly used to see my godparets but I do see my godchildren more!!!!

I'm going to flutter my eyelashes and suggest 3 prizes oh sweet Helen.

Do you remember how concerned I was about you when you were lost in the depths of the prize cupboard? Do you? Do you?

I can't believe I missed the competition. On my phone so I can't namechange either.

Was going to be...awayinaHairymanger!

It's rubbish, isn't it? Took me days as well.

I vote LowLevelBahHumbug. Mainly because I know her and she is fucking miserable

Voted but am very disappointed that my favourites didn't make the list.
[harumph].

I'm very happy to have made the list .

I am doing really badly, though. Nobody's voting for me. I'm the Nixon to AnyFucker's Kennedy, or the Mondale to Nickel's Reagan.

Have voted for myself out of sheer badness. Nickel should win though.

I voted for you. I thought it was one of the cleverer names and as you were being gracious it won you my vote

Ooh, thanks

posie, my henpecked DH thanks you from the bottom of his heart

he is currently massaging my feet whilst simltaneously feeding me bon-bons, finishing the ironing and flagellating himself with a bog brush

he is very grateful though

Hey! My dh is hen pecked too you know! Also, i need to feel loved. Thank you all who voted for me so far, i love you all! I will love anyone who votes for me. You will see my next stage tomorrow. I'm on my phone just to canvas for more votes. Mwah mwah mwah

feel better now, kerry ?

QOD gets my vote. Hilarious!!!

I don't have a DH to peck. But I do have hens. Worth a vote shurely?

Anyfuckerforamincepie always know it's Chtistmas when I see it...

Have I missed voting?

If I click on the link I get a list of the numbers of votes for everyone which you don't normally see until after you've voted.

thanks to all who voted for me.

those of you others that voted for AnyFucker's crap name - I hate you all and now i'm going to sulk for the rest of christmas.

you've ruined my christmas.
ruined it.