-"Good morning, Boden, how can I help you?"
Hi. I'd like to order some childrens clothes. please.
-"Certainly. What would you like?"
-Some swimming trunks, a toweling top, a hoody and some jeans in sizes xxx/xxx.
-"Certainly. Oh. It seems that we're out of the trunks, I'm afraid. Oh. And the toweling top. And the hoody, too."
How about the jeans?
-"Umm, well, they've been very popular this year......."
SLAM (sound of phone hitting wall)
Useless effing TWATS!
It's like a Monty Python sketch-the shop that doesn't have anything to sell.