I thought this was the best invention EVER, but the reviews are a bit meh on Lakeland website

[cocolepew]

Anyone have one?

Moondog, no but I am off to sign up now!

so, to conclude. If you buy this:

• you will end up with a spiritual void in your life;
• you will be responsible for third world exploitation;
• ditto the global financial crisis; and further
• you will not even have the shallow pleasure of owning a satisfactory egg poacher

So that lifetime guarantee, does that mean I could buy the toaster, use it every day til I got bored and then just take it back and get my money back?! There must be a catch!

I hate poaching eggs and I thought it would be a healthy breakfast before work AND I don't shop at primark, so I'm not exploiting anyone

Hate poaching eggs seems rather EXTREME

just bung them into a pan of boiling water

Morningpaper, probably but at least my cholesterol will be fine now it's ok to eat as many eggs as I want!

No.

Agree it looks rather grim.

BUT does it save on the washing up eh?

No Malkuth you can do that as long as you have a receipt, there is no catch. I know i've double/triple checked.

Cocolepew I think it's us versus the rest of Mumsnet here!

I'll join you if it saves on washing up.

I'll stick to Coco Pops and blame you all (except Malkuth and Easterchick) for my fat arse.

Oh dear God, that's insane. The first of your many problems is that poached eggs are disgusting. They look like pellets of white snot. Giant's snot.

Poached eggs and Potato Waffles = yum.

god, i don't even eat poached or boiled eggs but for some reason i want it

Ha it's catching on!

Malkuth, I'm going to log off, carry on the good work [salutes]

{stands to attention and clicks heels- then falls over as has lousy balance!}