Who wrote the shopping list??!

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I found this shopping list in the Sainsbury's car park and it made me chuckle and wonder who wrote it and who for? What do you guys think? Was it a moody teen student writing it for her busy mum or an overworked mummy scribbling out a quick list for her hapless husband?

Hahaha! Love a shopping list thread, haven’t seen one for ages!

this is great. It’s DEFINITELY for a DH. No question 😂

That's definitely from a pissed off sounding wife to a useless DH 😂 the "wings FFS" gives it away😁

Sounds like a postpartum mum to me! Given away by the fanny pads, baby non-bio and most of all by the “honest to god decent cheese”!

Hahaha that's what I thought too, I think mum needs a spa treatment

Also are there even pads of the non fanny kind I wonder???

She probably got Brillo pads last time

I see this as husband writing down what his DW said, verbatim.

Its from a new mum to useless hubby

New mum to DH who is rubbish at shopping

Teenagers don’t specify organic eggs. That’s a woman 30+ with school age children and a baby.

It’s not for a DH because nobody would trust a man to choose or find a new mop.

’Non shit’ cereal comes from her asking DH if he wants anything and he’s said cereal… but not the shit one you get (healthy).

Definitely for a clueless dh

oh I love a good list, I’ll stay on the lookout 👀

Yes her dh doesn't like cheese and last time he bought supermarket own cheap cheese and shes had enough

There are definitely brake pads. And if I gave my DH a shopping list that just said 'pads', these are the only type he'd know of!

That is an awesome list. The descriptions are fabulous.

Someone who deserves to have their, "honest to God decent cheese".

I miss random shopping lists.

I agree. I think this is a woman amusing herself. Probably accidentally bought the wrong sort of Fanny pads herself last time. We’ve all been there (I can’t stand the scented ones… ffs)

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brillo (ouch!!!)
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It’s written by a woman who’s very recently had the youngest of her brood of 4-5 children so catching up on eating all the cheese you’re not supposed to eat during pregnancy that she’s desperately craving whilst establishing breast feeding again. Pads are for her teenage daughter who was upset her Dad got the wrong pads and is due on imminently and can’t face another period with the wrong sort.

Probably scribbled out whilst the kids had breakfast this morning as they’re bits that weren’t delivered in the main shop that came yesterday and were picked up after school run before a paid for baby group.

A very busy mother to a useless or cheap man.

This is brilliant 😂

Breast pads?

Love it! Definitely an exasperated woman, explicitly spelling out exactly what her OH should buy for their family! "non sh*t" breakfast cereal, "green" juice, "some honest to God decent cheese" ! Plain and simple lol.
Question is: did the harried husband lose the list, or discard it AFTER shopping?

A woman in her early forties, who if less pressed for time has really beautiful handwriting.

I have to ask, but WTF is 'green juice'?