This is what I want. Does it excist?

[NotABanana]

I want a something that will slice my home made loaf of bread in one go, or there abouts. Me and sharp knives is not a good combination.

You should come to my house.

No sharp knives at all, so everything gets hacked and mutilated in the name of safety.

this?

OMG Fletch, I can just see myself doing an accidental elephant charge onto the blade

Fingerguard my arse

OMG I don't think I would dare have that! I still have the scar and no feeling in my finger where I sliced it instead of the carrot!

or www.lakeland.co.uk/product.aspx/!1951this

oooops i mean this

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NAB are you me ???????

lol yp. i would need a whole spare kitchen

Yorkshirepudding that it one mean piece of kit

Re the Lakeland slicer, can you see how her fingers are right underneath the loaf eeeek

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Any help, NAB?

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only 2 grand!!!

LOl and it can do up to 250 loaves an hour . Coo !

gigglewitch - I have seen that in the shop but don't see what it actually does to help tbh.

Just what I need yorkshirepudding! How much???

Nothing so far, BALD.

Off to hang pictures now on DS1's wall. Not sure I should be allowed a hammer tbh but it shouldn't cause any blood spill.....

OMG NAB shall I tell you about the time I thought I could put up a curtain pole and drilled a perfect arc down the wall as I fell off the chair?

It's dangerous out there

OMG!

Some of us just shouldn't allowed anything sharp/electronic/etc

I once stood on a fold up wooden chair and attempted to paint a wall. Predictably the chiar collapsed, I fell off and paint went all over the carpet. I was wearing shorts and had paint on my legs for days. Gloss doesn't wash off easily!

Thanks to another post I now know it is spelt exist.