Quinny Zapp's (orange) Boots.com for £75

[Joanna9]

thought that looked cheap if anyone is looking for a zapp

YAY YAY!! Another new member. This is so exciting. I feel so blessed. It was £75 well spent! Welcome NSF (what a delightful name!). Colour is not important, as long as you don't "diss" the orange too much. Mum will be pleased as she has a mauve.

ScottishMummy - glad you are as excited about this as us. I think that is the main criteria, the excitement...

Soupy - Bet the orange will look really good with BabyDragon in, especially when she is breathing fire .

LL - are you trying to tell us something?

Do you NEED a double buggy?

Littlelapin -i love that expression practising its kinda like a polite way of saying you are boffing away with no contraception LOL

anyways goodluck planning the next wee one

boffing away - LOL

In our house, that means farting !

ScottishMummy - My ds is always happy in the nuddy too. Means he can hold his willy more easily .

glad ds is not the only boy who thinks that if he's not holding his willy permanently it will fall off

egg - you won't have a mini-egg if you just fart! and yes, you could email me with pics, and I will display them next to my ds

littlelapin - you shouldn't have given the new one to your sister; should have done the strapping together thing for the new babybunny (ok it may be a tad long while to wait, but hey ho!)

littlelapin - we could start another thread euphemisms for sex

my wee one loves being in the nipp, any damn excuse

squonk - i can think of a few....er...bigger...or should i say older boys who think if their truncheon isnt pernamently glued to their hand that it will wither and fall off

I dont think any of them grow out of it...

I think that when he's not worrying about it falling off, he's trying to pull it off.

Very glad that this is normal for such a young person, though

Mine likes to play with his "nutbag" (as DH calls it). He likes to see how far it will stretch !

am just off to make tea, so will see everyone later

(still no messenger )

did anyone see that cartoon in Private Eye, the mum has been BFing and the dad is pulling the baby away... her nipple is still in the baby's mouth (about 6 feet away! ) and the dad is saying "I think he's still hungry"...

OUCH!

Am cringing with the imagined pain . I remember sometimes trying to remove DS and forgetting to "break the seal" with my finger first. Ooooooooooooh.

Squonk - My messenger is working nicely, but am not getting any messages so it might as well not be .

ooh, I've done that as well ouch. ouch. ouch.

Ah... and when they get interested in the world around them and look round without unlatching first.

Yes DH used to think it was really funny if he saw DS doing it.

Soupy, new name? Are you just making sure you use all 28 of your aliases in case someone tries to buy one?

she's MN royalty, dontchaknow

Precisely. You may genuflect at my feet.

MN Royalty... what a joke that Connie thread is. Why oh Why oh WHY do people bother starting threads saying "I am leaving cos you are all shite"???

Although Soupy IS MN Royalty of course.

Wonder if I will ever be Royalty?

How's this? I am royalty - hurrah.

DS was very overtired tonight, and he sat in bath sobbing and holding on tight to his willy. I think it is a comfort thing.

He then was crying again before bed, and realised if he undid one side of his nappy, he could reach his willy. He was overjoyed and stopped crying!

And then claim "I''m not flouncing!"

oh, egg, bless his little cotton socks (or willie warmers, or whatever)

Liking the HRHEgg, does this mean that I have to practise my curtseys?

Yes please. Bended knee only. Use some of those knee pads you wear for rollerblading etc.

Bit of a hassle changing name. Soupy is very dedicated. I am back to normal again now.

DH wants "his" computer. I will be out of the loop now .

oi you lot!!!

stop talking about your zapps, i almost ordered one last night. almost, but not quite.