The lies that advertsisers tell us..............

[northerner]

That the woman on the LOreal hair dye adverts got their stunning hair colour from a DIY kit - yeah right.

Any more?

Boswelox.

WTF is that?

Sounds too much like bollocks.

Pentipeptides - load of shit.

boswelocks is fondly known in our house as bees bollocks

cillit bang- it doesnt work

red bull does not give you wings ad pampers nappies don't work for my shaped kids

and shreddies dont keep hunger locked up till lunch

Lynx doesn't make women want to sleep w/you.

stops you getting wrinkes.

If you drive , the weather will always be sunny and the roads clear.

If you change to you really will find them better than your old bank.

Boswelox sounds like Glasweigian testicals with long flowing hair.

Baws wi locks!

That crap yoghurt Tess Daly advertises doesn't fill you up either.

Those other yogs don't give you a flat tum either. oooh, I'm so bloated. Barf.

That all Barbie dolls/styling heads/horses etc that my dd longs for always have tangled nylon frizz-ball hair after a couple of plays.