I saw baby cry analyser
in the jojomamanbebe catalogue yesterday (I can't do a link to the item directly, sorry, this takes you to Jojomamamnbebes' website then you can put cry analyser in the search box). It's the sort of thing I would have bought out as sheer desperation as a new Mum. How can it possibly identify an individual baby's cries? Makes me a bit angry, actually, that they can exploit anxious parents in this way.
I think it nudges into top place in my own personal "Most Unneccessary Baby Items" list - pushing out the electric bottom-wipe warming gizmo
I don't suppose anyone would admit to having one now after I've been so scathing?